Mr. Carruthers Presents...Daily

The Chase 5

2012-02-19T12:48:00.001Z

Taking The Mick

2012-02-18T12:47:00.001Z

"I don't like people who take drugs. Customs men, for example."
Mick Miller

The Chase 4

2012-02-17T12:46:00.002Z

To Be Frank

2012-02-16T12:45:00.002Z

"Don't do speed. Speed turns you into your parents."
Frank Zappa

The Chase 3

2012-02-15T12:44:00.001Z

Thompson's Tirade

2012-02-14T12:43:00.001Z

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insansity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S. Thompson

The Chase 2

2012-02-13T12:42:00.000Z

Charlie On Charlie

2012-02-12T12:41:00.002Z

"Any musician who says he is playing better either on tea, the needle, or when he is juiced, is a plain straight liar."
Charlie Parker

The Chase 1

2012-02-11T12:40:00.001Z

Fried Lied

2012-02-10T12:39:00.003Z

"I'm in favour of legalizing drugs. According to my values system, if people want to kill themselves, they have every right to do so. Most of the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal."
Milton Friedman

Paper Chase

2012-02-09T12:38:00.003Z

Here's the companion piece to your The Fast And The Furious poster. It really brightens up the room:

Dali's Line

2012-02-08T12:37:00.002Z

"I don't do drugs. I am drugs."
Salvador Dali

The Chase

2012-02-07T12:36:00.005Z

Don't feel bad about stealing The Fast And The Furious, since somebody else already has:

Mutation

2012-02-06T12:35:00.001Z

This blog features a couple of posts that reference the X-Men:

• By Eck features a photo of Patrick Stewart as Professor X in three X-Men films.

• Famke's Johnson uses a photo of Famke Janssen, who plays Jean Grey in the same three X-Men films.

The Fast And The Furious (1955)

2012-02-05T12:34:00.000Z

Here is the entire movie, theft fans. Completely legally.

Love And Death

2012-02-04T12:33:00.004Z

There is lust in her eyes.

There are orifices in his.

The Fast And The Furious (1955) Poster

2012-02-03T12:32:00.000Z

For all your wall covering needs. No need to steal this:

Thomas

2012-02-02T12:31:00.001Z

Thomas Carruthers said:

"A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary."

The Fast And The Furious (1955) Trailer

2012-02-01T12:30:00.009Z

Surely this must be the Fast and apparently Furious movie that FistKrammer catches a thief trying to steal:

Mustn't it?

That's January

2012-01-31T12:29:00.000Z

January Jones.

April, May and June are definitely girl's names, but January?

Professional Couple Only

2012-01-30T12:28:00.000Z

This blog features a few posts that reference Spaced:

• Mystery Throughout History mentions an Italian Marxist named Gramsci who I definitely wouldn' have been aware of if it weren't for Spaced.

• Situation Cumedy features a Spaced sitcom porn.

• Spaced stars Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.

Other Spaced related posts can be found here.

Washed Out

2012-01-29T12:27:00.000Z

Balloons bring joy.

Twisted

2012-01-28T12:26:00.000Z

He's limber. Watch out for his tail.

Nunderwater

2012-01-27T12:25:00.000Z

She's a witch.

Advisor Advise A Visor

2012-01-26T12:24:00.000Z

Kissing is not for amateurs. Use protection.

Fringe Feast

2012-01-25T12:23:00.000Z

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

You Can't Have Your Cake And Eat It

2012-01-24T12:22:00.000Z

You've made your cake, now lie in it.

Untouched

2012-01-23T12:21:00.000Z

The bit in red says The Minister Lusted.

The mind boggles.

Look At The Princess

2012-01-22T12:29:00.000Z

She's not quite what we expected.

User

2012-01-21T12:19:00.000Z

Is that Griff Rhys Jones on the right?

The Solitary Cyclist, Part 6

2012-01-20T12:18:00.000Z

Absence Makes The Nose Grow Longer

2012-01-19T12:17:00.001Z

He lied.

The Solitary Cyclist, Part 5

2012-01-18T12:15:00.001Z

Pointy

2012-01-17T12:15:00.002Z

This hat is a licence to party, but be warned it is also perfect for smuggling conical objects.

The Solitary Cyclist, Part 4

2012-01-16T12:13:00.000Z

Tentacular

2012-01-15T12:13:00.000Z

Suckered.

The Solitary Cyclist, Part 3

2012-01-14T12:11:00.001Z

I Can't Face It

2012-01-13T12:11:00.003Z

Facebookers unite under the banner of Myster Carruthers (with a Y).

The Solitary Cyclist, Part 2

2012-01-12T12:09:00.001Z

Kyle

2012-01-11T12:09:00.002Z

You are scum.

The Solitary Cyclist, Part 1

2012-01-10T12:07:00.002Z

Following the opening titles, here's the first part of The Solitary Cyclist on TV:

Life, Don't Talk To Me About Life

2012-01-09T12:07:00.000Z

This blog contains at least one post which references The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy:

• Two Heads Are Better Than One references Zaphod Beeblebrox.

Other Hitchhikers related posts can be found here.

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

2012-01-08T12:05:00.002Z

As a result of Mr Jackbiz's efforts, I've decided to re-open the case of The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist. By way of a pallet cleanser here are the opening titles of The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, starring Jeremy Brett and David Burke, from back when ITV knew how to be classy.

Booked

2012-01-07T12:04:00.001Z

Reading glasses.

The Spoken Word Cyclist

2012-01-06T12:03:00.004Z

The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, featuring a Mr Carruthers, although we don't necessarily know if it's our Mr Carruthers, has very kindly been read by Mr Jackbiz, despite the obvious:

Don't Even Start

2012-01-05T12:03:00.004Z

Queueing is clearly ruder than we thought.

Carruthers Claims Hennessy Gold Cup Victory At Newbury

2012-01-04T12:02:00.003Z

Does he?

Oh, Carruthers is a horse.

But is our Carruthers a horse?

The jury is still out.

336

2012-01-03T12:01:00.001Z

There are 336 dimples on a golf ball.

Always Hoping That The Next Leap Will Be The Leap Home

2012-01-02T12:00:00.003Z

This blog features a couple of references to the TV show Quantum Leap:

• The photo in Hands Up, is from the one where he leaps into a chimpanzee.

• Missing Persons features the caption from the end of the last episode. Look away now if you don't want to know the result.

Twelvety-twen

2012-01-01T11:59:00.002Z

Happy New Year.

Again.

Review Of The Year 2011

2011-12-31T11:58:00.000Z

Here's the now annual tradition of the review of the year.

January
Mostly Index and Remastered posts, we were also dubbed "Some random shit"

February
Also dominated Index and Remastered posts, but we reached our thousandth post.

March
We share Duel and legally The Tempest with you...

April
More Tempest and some Sherlock.

May
For the first time I missed a day on the daily blog.

June
IT issues meant sample pictures and then it order to make up for it, loads of photos that I took.

July
Not a lot.

August
Not a lot, and avoid the void.

September
Not a lot.

October
Not a lot.

Movember
Taches galore.

November
The Cloak photo appeared and then FistKrammer.

December
Not a lot. Well, we wouldn't want to spoil you.

P.S. Happy Birthday Andy for today.

Even Even Even Even Yet Mo' Foe Toes

2011-12-29T11:56:00.000Z

More cartoons and photographs on this blog on another blog: here and here and here.

Unknown

2011-12-28T11:55:00.002Z

It's not as helpful as you might think.

I Pity The Fool

2011-12-27T11:54:00.003Z

This blog features a couple of references to the TV show The A Team:

• For obvious reason Index A's features the series logo.

• Soldiers Of Fortune uses a version of the opening monologue from the show and a photo of the iconic van.

• Time For T and T For Two both feature a static photo of Mr T as B. A. Baracus which was supposed to be a hilarous moving gif. Oh how you might have laughed. Instead he is motionless and therefore far less funny.

Another post related to The A Team can be found here.

Box

2011-12-26T11:53:00.000Z

Welcome to the village of Box.

I recommend the Box In Pictures link, with its photos of Historic Box, 20th Century Box, Recent Box and Box Then And Now.

XXmas

2011-12-25T11:52:00.001Z

Nip Nip Nooray...

Present Stuff

2011-12-24T11:51:00.002Z

Grammar aside. Christmas can be a time for charity. Give giving a go.

Make A New Friend

2011-12-23T11:50:00.002Z

Everybody else has.

Six Heads Are Better Than One

2011-12-22T11:49:00.002Z

The possibilities are endless...

Flush With Success

2011-12-21T11:48:00.000Z

Fuck the cistern.

Life's A Blur

2011-12-20T11:47:00.005Z

This blog features a couple of refeences to the band Blur:

• Sunday Sunday shares its name with a song released as a single in 1993 and appears on the album Modern Life Is Rubbish.

• Bank Holiday appears on the album Parklife.

Other Blur related posts can be found here.

Pussy

2011-12-19T11:46:00.000Z

Worth a pound of anyone's money.

Playing Chicken

2011-12-18T11:45:00.003Z

They never spoke again. They could barely look at each other.

Tourchestra

2011-12-17T11:44:00.003Z

How else would you know when the train had arrived?

Get It On

2011-12-16T11:42:00.000Z

Shopped.

Even Even Even Yet Mo' Foe Toes

2011-12-15T11:41:00.002Z

More photographs on this blog on another blog: here and here.

More cartoons/drawings/etc on this blog on another blog: here.

Booth

2011-12-14T11:41:00.000Z

Phone phun.

After The Time War

2011-12-13T11:40:00.000Z

This blog features a number of post which reference Doctor Who in the 2000's:

• Stephen Fry appears in Death Comes To Time.

• Simon Callow plays Charles Dickens in The Unquiet Dead and The Wedding Of River Song.

• Father's Day shares its name with a Ninth Doctor episode.

• Felicity Kendal appears in The Unicorn And The Wasp.

• Debbie Chazen appears in Voyage Of The Damned.

• Global Warming uses a photo from The Poison Sky.

• Thrilling Adventures In The Time And Space concerns the 46th anniversary of the first broadcast of the series.

• June Whitfield appears in The End Of Time.

• It's His Lordship doesn't feature Matt Smith as the Eleventh Doctor, but it was posted the day after his announcement which shows you just how topical I wasn't.

• Plus Doctor Who is referenced in Writer Meeting, Part One: A Bad Start

Other Doctor Who related posts can be found here.

Sane

2011-12-12T11:39:00.000Z

Please.

Pay Up

2011-12-11T11:38:00.000Z

Coin slot.

Runaway

2011-12-10T11:37:00.000Z

That's £3 making a break for it...

Trash

2011-12-09T11:36:00.000Z

That bit of frilly lace is fooling no one.

Ornamental

2011-12-08T11:35:00.000Z

It's like a double double meaning.

Polite

2011-12-07T11:34:00.000Z

Manners cost nothing.

Spanky

2011-12-06T11:33:00.000Z

Spankers Paradise

Half Human

2011-12-05T11:32:00.000Z

This blog features absolutely no posts which reference Doctor Who in the 1990's:

Until now.

• Plus Doctor Who is referenced in Writer Meeting, Part One: A Bad Start

Other Doctor Who related posts can be found here.

Hello, Goodbye

2011-12-04T11:31:00.000Z

Honesty costs nothing.

Ill

2011-12-03T11:30:00.000Z

That's ill not III.

JLS

2011-12-02T11:29:00.001Z

I find JLS to be a very successful form of contraception without even purchasing their products...

Bargain Brat

2011-12-01T11:28:00.002Z

People trafficking is cuter when they're children...

Groucho

2011-11-30T11:27:00.001Z

Mask brothers.

Question Marked

2011-11-29T11:25:00.000Z

This blog features a number of post which reference Doctor Who in the 1980's:

• Estate Of Decay alludes to the story State Of Decay.

• Spectrox is a Narcofiction that appears in The Caves Of Androzani.

• Mapped uses an image from Dragonfire.

• I've Got Secrets and at least one of them is Doctor Who related, and it's still true.

• Plus Doctor Who is referenced in Writer Meeting, Part One: A Bad Start

Other Doctor Who related posts can be found here.

Slashed

2011-11-28T11:25:00.002Z

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FistKrammer

2011-11-27T11:24:00.002Z

They said it would never happen. They were wrong.

This sketch was three years in the making, ladies and gentlemen a hushed silence please for the man they call...

FistKrammer

Curled

2011-11-26T11:23:00.004Z

It's like having a toast rack on either side of your face.

Downstairs

2011-11-25T11:22:00.000Z

That arrow is heading in the wrong direction for my liking...

Adolf

2011-11-24T11:21:00.003Z

It looks as though our model, Adolf, has eccessively long and matted nasal hair.

Wait Bait

2011-11-23T11:20:00.000Z

Push the button at your peril.

Name That Mo #4 - Revealed

2011-11-22T11:19:00.000Z

Correct.

It's the Carruthers.

Exiled To Earth, Bohemia And Beyond...

2011-11-21T11:18:00.003Z

This blog features a number of post which reference Doctor Who in the 1970's:

• Jon Pertwee Splinked with the best of the them.

• Seventeen Heads Are Better Than One features a photo from Spearhead From Space.

• Void uses an image from the Season 11 title sequence.

• What Time Is It? uses a photo from Death To The Daleks.

• "Dying Can't Be That Bad Everybody's Doing It" is a Tom Baker quote.

• The target used in Two Minutes appears in Genesis Of The Daleks.

• The Master says "Resistance Is Futile" in The Deadly Assassin.

• There are seven Mona Lisas in City Of Death

• Vraxoin is a Narcofiction that appears in Nightmare Of Eden.

Other Doctor Who related posts can be found here.

Name That Mo #4

2011-11-20T11:17:00.000Z

What particular folicular accoutrement is this?

Contradiction

2011-11-19T11:16:00.000Z

Is this a triple negative?

Name That Mo #3 - Revealed

2011-11-18T11:15:00.000Z

Correct.

It's the Carruthers.

Get Laid

2011-11-17T11:14:00.000Z

Promises, promises...

Name That Mo #3

2011-11-16T11:13:00.000Z

What manner of facial fuzz is this?

Fly

2011-11-15T11:12:00.000Z

Bye bye fly.

From Historical To Horror...

2011-11-14T11:11:00.002Z

This blog features a number of post which reference Doctor Who in the 1960's:

• Thrilling Adventures In The Time And Space concerns an anniversary of the series first broadcast.

• The Daleks first appeared in the show's second story.

• Feathers uses a photo from The Chase.

• Kilroy Was Here is famous piece of graffiti which I would probably have never heard of if it hadn't appeared in The Invasion.

• Flight Through Eternity and Kidnap share their names with First Doctor episodes.

• Pete, Part Seven features a photo of Peter Cushing as the movie Dr Who in Daleks Invasion Earth 2150 AD.

• Plus Doctor Who is referenced in Writer Meeting, Part One: A Bad Start

Other Doctor Who related posts can be found here.

Matress

2011-11-13T11:10:00.000Z

Springed.

Name That Mo #2 - Revealed

2011-11-12T11:09:00.002Z

Correct.

It's the Carruthers.

Mr. Carruthers Presents...Daily

The Chase 5

Taking The Mick

The Chase 4

To Be Frank

The Chase 3

Thompson's Tirade

The Chase 2

Charlie On Charlie

The Chase 1

Fried Lied

Paper Chase

Dali's Line

The Chase

Mutation

The Fast And The Furious (1955)

Love And Death

The Fast And The Furious (1955) Poster

Thomas

The Fast And The Furious (1955) Trailer

That's January

Professional Couple Only

Washed Out

Twisted

Nunderwater

Advisor Advise A Visor

Fringe Feast

You Can't Have Your Cake And Eat It

Untouched

Look At The Princess

User

The Solitary Cyclist, Part 6

Absence Makes The Nose Grow Longer

The Solitary Cyclist, Part 5

Pointy

The Solitary Cyclist, Part 4

Tentacular

The Solitary Cyclist, Part 3

I Can't Face It

The Solitary Cyclist, Part 2

Kyle

The Solitary Cyclist, Part 1

Life, Don't Talk To Me About Life

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

Booked

The Spoken Word Cyclist

Don't Even Start

Carruthers Claims Hennessy Gold Cup Victory At Newbury

336

Always Hoping That The Next Leap Will Be The Leap Home

Twelvety-twen

Review Of The Year 2011

Top Ten Posts

Even Even Even Even Yet Mo' Foe Toes

Unknown

I Pity The Fool

Box

XXmas

Present Stuff

Make A New Friend

Six Heads Are Better Than One

Flush With Success

Life's A Blur

Pussy

Playing Chicken

Tourchestra

Get It On

Even Even Even Yet Mo' Foe Toes

Booth

After The Time War

Sane

Pay Up

Runaway

Trash

Ornamental

Polite

Spanky

Half Human

Hello, Goodbye

Ill