Turn Me Over

Keeps me springy. Who doesn't love a good bounce?

Caress Of The Daleks

They may be the supreme race of the galaxy, ex-ter-min-at-ing all others in the name of racial purity and getting so angry about those jokes that they couldn't go up stairs that they learned to fly.

But Daleks have feelings too.

Where There's A Maim...

...There's a claim.

How exactly did you break the big glass window?

How many question marks are missing from it?

Is 'Call In Now' too much of an order for someone you are pretending to care about for your own monetary gain you feckless legitigious bastards?

Guarantee

Taking you to the top floor.

Invincible

This is THE finest & most durable toilet soap in the world.

And these people know the world. It's got Canada, India, Africa & Australia in it.

Invincible and transparent?
Does it convey superpowers?

Can You Read This?

If the answer is a No, please seek medical help.

If the answer is a Yes, then you are loveless.

Hair Removal

Foli-cull.

Juice

She's just showing off now.

Could You Be More Specific?

Meat?

Spectacular

This young lady's eyesight is so poor that she is clearly mistaken.


Those aren't spectacles.

Safe

Question:
How many members of The Magnificent Seven does it take to feel Safe?

Answer:
Eight. Apparently.

Unreported World

Remember that war against the Dinosaurs?

No nor do I. Proof positive that we are being lied to.


This Anti-Dinosaur pamphlet is trying to get the truth out.

Fed

We recently tried to set up an RSS feed. Only to discover that we already have one.

Whoops.

It's among the other feeds on the right hand side under 'Subscribe To Us' should you wish to indulge. Alternatively you can click on this.

I'd Like To Raise A Toast

Tuck in.

Barcoded

Enforcing uniformity since 1987.

Offending Vending

Can you get drunk and beat your wife anytime of day or night?



You Can.

Vending Attire

Bikinis to order.

Thanks Be To You

Whether it was Sarah, Sarah's friend, Sarah's friend's flatmate, Amy, Fraggle, Keiran, Lucy, the folk at The Space or the audiences we owe you a very big Thank You to everyone that made Peel This possible.

Here it is in foreign:

A Gi Lewisham

The fourth and final member of our flawsome foursome is A Gi Lewisham.


In Peel This he: was danced at in Intro, wrote Sat Nav, appeared in Actors Gone Rogue, Glasses, Outro and wrote and appeared in Cooker and Mime. He also drew the artwork that adorned the flyer.


A Gi is not a GI. Joe is a GI.

Andy Cartwright

Carruthers crew number three (3) is Andy Cartwright.


In Peel This, he: choreographed and danced in Intro and Drugs, appeared in Actors Gone Rogue, Mime Contest, Headhunter, Sex Therapist, Sat Nav, Outro and wrote and appeared in Mayo, Glasses and Trainspotting.

Andy rhymes with Bandy, Brandy, Candy, Dandy, Gandhi, Handy, Kandy, Mandy, Pandy, Randy, Sandy, Shandy, Tandy and Zandy.

Cartwright doesn't.

David Blackilliams

Second on our list of Carruthering folk is David Blackilliams.


In Peel This he: danced like a loon for Intro, appeared in Actors Gone Rogue, Mime Contest, Glasses, Trainspotting, Sat Nav, held a phone in Headhunter, wrote and appeared in Estate Agent and Sex Therapist, threw sweets at Drugs and took ages to get his head through in Outro.

Michael Everhardy

Let's have a run down of Carruthers Personnel according to the Peel This flyer. Our run down of Carruthers Personnel according to the Peel This flyer begins with Michael Everhardy.

Okra is a plant described by at least one gardener on the internet as "ever-hardy". The internet is a series of computers linked together to send information back and forth and forther.

In Peel This he: danced to Intro, appeared in Mime Contest, Headhunter, Estate Agent, Sex Therapist, Glasses, Trainspotting and Sat Nav, wrote and appeared in Actors Gone Rogue and Drugs , and co-wrote and co-sang Mayo.

Maybe Michael Everhardy is code for Michael Everhard Why?


Why Mike? Why?

Flyer Back

Peel This required a flyer, but the flyer did not require two sides. That was a bonus.

Flyer Front

Peel This required a flyer and a flyer it got. Here is the flyer it got.

Cold Turkey

Get off the drugs.



There you go. Wasn't that easy?

Peelhauling

The Peel This tag has come out of retirement.

Briefly.

Addict Insane

Addiction is a terrible thing.



Dependence is probably the same thing, isn't it?

Foe Toes

Links to a blog that links to this blog about some of the photos taken for this blog on that blog.

Here and here and here.

Basket Case

You can't complain if the cheeky monkey sneaks a little look when your cast iron frock is that low cut, you hussy.

Everybody Loves June

And here she is.