Twat Nav

It's all well and good doing exactly as your Sat Nav tells you, but for goodness sakes read the road signs.



'i s pawb bydew a da yn gwneud exctly fel 'ch Eisteddedig Nav tells 'ch , namyn achos daioni fwynau darllen 'r cerrynt amneidiau.

Pest Of The Week #9

Protex, you spoil us with your witty satire.

Infant Investment

She'll grow into them...

Lowering The Tone

Ever felt out of place?

Complimentary Colours

Look at all the pretty colours. And that's before you've taken them, just think what they look like after...

Bell

Door bell dings dong.

Or should that be Door bell dongs ding.

Nappy Trash

Sometimes enough is enough.

Caught Red Handed

Would you expect to pay more or less for a crime scene?

Pest Of The Week #8

How do you make Fleas flee?

Nil By Moustache

Does Ray Winstone play an abusive Mr Carruthers in the forthcoming movie?



No.

Apparently, this film is re-release of a small arthouse film called 'Nil By Mouth', this time with a CGI moustache superimposed atop Winstone's lip.

Whatever next? Greedo shooting first?

Test

The first test is seeing whether or not you can avoid walking into the damn sign.

Baggy

You've got to hide your soiled stash somewhere...

Safety Signage

Marker pens are optional.

Privacy

Oh, what a shame. It looks so welcoming.

The Wrong Whore

We have been whored by Phill Barron, writer of The Wrong Door.

Pest Of The Week #7

Don't come crying to me with your tales of White Rats, Black Rats or Green Rats. This week Brown is in.

Prickly Pair

Have a look at the photo below:

Can anyone else see a man made of cactus who might well be pleasuring himself or possibly just having a bit of a stretch?

Infant Intruder

You can't trust anyone nowadays can you?


Police are on the lookout for a baby covered in paint and uncomfortably overladen with swag.

Porn Peddle Pen

Another sex shop, another fetish.




This one is obviously into cages.

Unlucky

Lucky Town, oh how you taunt us by raising our town's hopes by naming your name thus and dashing aforementioned town's hopes by hanging a CLOSED sign in the door.

Who's Lucky now?

They've Bin Arguing

That'll teach it.

Unhelpful

We're here for you, but we're just slightly less approachable.

Pest Of The Week #6

Exotic. Is it covered in loose bandages and running after Scooby Doo?

Hoosier Daddy

Honorary Indianan Pop Triumverate The Hoosiers were turned into the moresome foursome for their performance of new single 'Choices' on GMTV with the addition of our very own keyboardist Andy 'Fingers' Cartwright.

Check out Andy's handy work:

Tasty Utilities

Politician's rhetoric often lead to talk of our thirst for oil, gas and energy.


But they often leave out just how flipping tasty these fossil fuels are.

Mo' Foe Toes

More links to a blog that links to this blog about some of the photos taken for this blog on that blog by a blogger.

Here & here & here.

Car Wars

Who's your money on?

Swallow

Lick my wall.

Suckle my sincerity.

Taste my truthfulness.
Gustate my genuineness.
Flatus my facts.

Buttoned

They've been there for about a week now but I thought I'd take this opportunity to point out the buttons at the botton of each post.


Aren't they lovely? A sort of austere military grey that says look at me "I'm the way of the future." and smiles.

They are (from left):
The M that nearly looks like an envelope is for eMail and enables you to eMail a post to a friend.

The B is all over this page because it stands for Blogger and allows you to blog about our blog on your blog you blogger with Blogger.

The t is for Twitter (or possibly twitter) and is to help you share in your twits.

The f is for Facebook and shares a link to that post to your facebook page for the enjoyment of your friends and family alike.

The speech bubble allows you to share on Google Buzz.

I bet you don't use any of them, I bet you copy and paste instead.

Pest Of The Week #5

Not just Cockroaches. German Cockroaches.

Scripted

Scene Five: INT. Kitchen.

Three idiots sat at a table. They laugh.