Hallostein

Or Frankoween.

Are you scared yet?

Sexual Hang-Ups

Honesty in the bedroom keeps you young.

Irritation

Maybe your eyelids are irritated because you are straining your eyes reading such tiny tiny print.

Also, with a name like Lavoptik, I’m not entirely certain that it isn’t just as good as something scooped out of the toilet bowl and splashed into your eye socket.

Enough Is Enough

How much is enough?

Her Majesty’s Ship

She doesn’t look after it.

HMS Carruthers has clearly been to Hull and back, but more importantly was it named in honour of Mr Carruthers?

Sing Song Ding Dong

George Harrison, consistently voted one of the top four musicians in The Beatles, wrote this shitty little ditty.

It’s awful, but as he states on the record sleeve: "I don’t care anymore"

SatHenge

Built thousands of years ago Stonehenge has been mysterious for almost as long.
For centuries it was believed to be a calendar marking the summer and winter solstices, but through intense and bitter archaeological struggle with digging and stuff, this has been recently revealed to be false.

Stonehenge is a SatNav.

It says “You are at Stonehenge.”

Famke's Johnson

Is it just me, or does this photo of X-Men star and one-time Bond girl Famke Janssen at first glance look like she has her cock out?

Mrs Carruthers Presents

Perhaps we’ve been going about the search for Mr Carruthers all wrong. Maybe we should have been focussing on Mrs Carruthers.

Is there a Mrs Carruthers?
Is this her?
Or is this John Carruthers’ wife instead?
Is John Carruthers our Mr Carruthers?

Mobile Home

It says Executive on it.
It must be good.

X-Ray Specs

I don’t think your friend is a ‘he’ at all, and if you need X-Ray Specs to make sure, you have to wonder how good a friend he really is.

Back Seat Barber

Wait, so it’s Rita’s Hair Design By Sandra.

What does Rita do exactly?

Buy With I

This is how I does business, does anyone do business with I?

Curry Favour

Powder full?
Anti-oxdents?
Fresh Radicals?

East Meets West

It’s confusing out there.

Window Shopping

Eat Your Greens

Greenbelt

This DIY enthusiast’s paradise comes with greenscreen in order to superimpose the perfect home over this particular hovel.

Conference Call

What does it mean by exact change?

Poled

Ice is nice.

Gail Porter

Yeah, she looks good, but I bet she's cold and clammy and gritty to the touch.

Scrambleproof

If they were ever allowed to become chickens they'd probably be practically indestructable.

Tens

It's the tenth day of the tenth month of the tenth year.



I give it ten out of ten out of ten.

Sadly:
10/10 = 1

1/10 = 0.1

It's not as impressive as originally seemed, is it?

Happy Birthday Dave

Today is Dave's birthday


Previously we've celebrated it like this and this.

Bin The Bomb

Is the dream over?

Dave Wrote This

One of our number, Dave, wrote This.


He calls it Dave Wrote This.

Swannage

Kim has taken the time to explore her artistic side whilst on duty at Caledonian Road Tube Station.




Thanks Kim.

Void

Just as you stare into the the abyss, the abyss stares into you...


It finds you abysmal.

Behind The Scenes...

Following it's showing at the Behind The Bike Shed Summer Festival film night a video has popped up on their YouTube account:



Not to be confused with this video.

Free Cameras

This case is entirely free of cameras.

Trash Talk

Is that a promise?

Many Happy Returns

Mr Carruthers is 92 today.

And to think we knew him when he was a sprightly 89 year old.