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Phil Reed, a friend of this Parish and a ruddy bloody funny bloke has been having some trouble with one of his digits recently.


Get well soon, Phil.

What to say, Emma K?

Emma Kennedy, writer, star of The Smoking Room and Suburban Shootout and one-time voice of Kotex Ultrathin Pantypads had these thoughts about The Laughter Sketch:

"Actually I thought that was rather good. It's too long though - you need to cut it in half and I couldn't hear the punchline at all - and I replayed the ending three times and still couldn't hear it properly so you need to address that. As an idea though it's good and you all performed it very well. Those are my thoughts."

Thanks Emma.

South Of The Bridger

It wasn't him. Sorry.



We've informed the Ordnance Survey and they've amended their maps accordingly.

Our impossible search continues...

Iced

It's not really summer until you've had a 99.

It's not really a 99 if it doesn't have a flake.

North Of The Border

Remaining in Scotland for the time being, a consultation of the map throws up some interesting Carruthers nuggets. Or Carruggets.

In addition to Carruthers Fell, Dumfries & Galloway also has a Carruthers Bridge which would in itself be fascinating if I could find a photograph and if it wasn't completely overshadowed by the revelation that we have found Carruthers.

Yep, call off the search, put down your walking stick and break the bulbs in all the torches. We've found the bastard. See that to the south of Carruthers Bridge? There he is, apparently standing stock still for the purposes of cartography.

All in all today's been a very successful day.

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Fell

This is Carruthers Fell in Scotland. About four kilometres from Waterbeck, Dumfries And Galloway.

But is this is where Mr Carruthers Fell in Scotland?