Wall Of Mayo

Can you have too many to choose from?

Bee Ess Ell: E

British Sign Language. Give me an E.


Although to the rest of us it looks like:

"This is the tip of my finger. I'm pointing to it with the tip of my other finger."

Nein

It's the ninth of the ninth of the ninth of the ninth of the ninth of the ninth of the ninth.

Bee Ess Ell: D

British Sign Language. Give me a D.


Although to the rest of us it looks like:

"And so is my finger. Maybe there's something in that. Now when I look at someone's index finger I'll be thinking about their genitals"

1100

Myster Carruthers (maybe it's a pseudonym) has 1100 friends on the Facebook.

Are you one of the friends on the Facebook?

Bee Ess Ell: C

British Sign Language. Give me a C.


Everyone else sees:

"My penis is this big"

Beadle's Without

One of the guest stars that never was for the Hetero Disease sketch that featured in the formative experience of An Evening With Mr Caruthers, was prankster extraordinaire, the late Jeremy Beadle. Sadly circumstances didn't allow it.

Maybe next time Jeremy.