Friday, 9 October 2009

Bee Ess Ell: R


British Sign Language. Give me an R.


Although to the rest of us it looks like:

"Tickle me here"

Thursday, 8 October 2009

Little Keithshampton


This train will shortly be arriving at Little Keithshampton, our next station stop.

Change here for connecting services to Prestatyn.

Wednesday, 7 October 2009

Bee Ess Ell: Q


British Sign Language. Give me a Q.


Although to the rest of us it looks like:

"Simply insert the penis into the..."

Tuesday, 6 October 2009

Whatanob


Good morning/afternoon/evening. This is your guard (name optional) and I would like to welcome you onboard today's service to Keith.

Please take time to familiarise yourself with the safety information on board. Now.

Monday, 5 October 2009

Bee Ess Ell: P


British Sign Language. Give me a P.


Although to the rest of us it looks like:

"Pinch my finger."

Sunday, 4 October 2009

Phill Your Boots

As evidenced by his recent twitterings, self confessed 'TV desk show whore' Phill Jupitus has seen the Rehearsals and the Laughter Sketch.


He had this to say of them:

"Both sterling but I loved the 'actors one' To be frank the laughter sketch would be just as funny half as long."

Thanks Phill.

Saturday, 3 October 2009

Bee Ess Ell: O


British Sign Language. Give me an O.


Although to the rest of us it looks like:

"This little piggy went to market."