Tuesday 2 June 2009

Used


It may have been used at various times in the production of bleaches, gunpowder, dyes, fertilisers and antiseptics, but at the end of the day urine still tastes like piss.

What it doesn't do is alleviate the symptoms of jellyfish stings. That's not true. It doesn't matter how many times they repeat that episode of Friends, it won't get any truer.

Maybe the jellyfish know this. Maybe they are only stinging you to see the spectacle of you performing the contorting dance of someone trying to wee on themselves.

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