It's Carruthering time

Tick, tick, tick.

Pass the time waiting for the discovery of Mr Carruthers whilst looking at his glorious name.

White Glove 2009

Pray silence.

On stage...

White Glove 2009 is all set to happen this year in Reykjavik. Which is harder to spell than I thought. Be honest if someone just asked you out of the blue: "How do you spell the capital of Iceland?" You'd struggle. What does out of the blue even mean? Does anyone ever go into the blue.

Moving on, reuniting the combined commentary craft of Rupert Facemelter and Samuel P. Hasselblad in another clash of the commentators.

We should point out however that due to the recent legal action against Facemelter, White Glove 2009 has been organised at very short notice. There will be very few cakes.

Twenty Twenty

Sometimes it's better to just wear glasses.

Gloria

Thankfully the legal wranglings which affected White Glove 2008 have now been cleared up.

Who would've thought Gloria Hunniford could be so letigious?

The Sanctity Of Marriage

Something tells me she's wearing white aspirationally.

White Glove 2008

Didn't happen.

Apologies to anyone that noticed, although judging by the International Mime Council's mailbag, no one did.

Hootered

Of course you respect women, and you are interested in pleasures other than the purely sensual, but here you get dinner and a show.

Does feminism allow you to admire the girl with the biggest tips?