Tuesday, 30 June 2009

Sunday, 28 June 2009

Friday, 26 June 2009

Thursday, 25 June 2009


I haven't faked this. This is a genuine security measure being employed out there on the internet:

Wednesday, 24 June 2009

Saturday, 20 June 2009


Four hundred posts. Who'd have thought it?

Posts with videos - still 7

Posts with photos - 369

Posts with vowels - 400

Posts with tags - 312

Posts accidentally posted twice - 7

Followers to date - 5

Posted comments - 49

Most common tag - Peel This

Jinkspasms - 4

Petes - 7

Friday, 19 June 2009

With Jam In

Ooh, yeah! All right!
We're jammin'
I wanna jam it wid you
We're jammin', jammin'
And I hope you like jammin', too

Ain't no rules, ain't no vow, we can do it anyhow
I'n'I will see you through
'Cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice
Jammin' till the jam is through

We're jammin'
To think that jammin' was a thing of the past
We're jammin'
And I hope this jam is gonna last

No bullet can stop us now, we neither beg nor we won't bow
Neither can be bought nor sold
We all defend the right; Jah - Jah children must unite
Your life is worth much more than gold

We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin')
And we're jammin' in the name of the Lord
We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin')
We're jammin' right straight from Yah.

Yeh! Holy Mount Zion
Holy Mount Zion
Jah sitteth in Mount Zion
And rules all creation

Yeah, we're - we're jammin' (wotcha-wa)
Wotcha-wa-wa-wa, we're jammin' (wotcha-wa)
See, I wanna jam it wid you
We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin')
I'm jammed: I hope you're jammin', too

Jam's about my pride and truth I cannot hide
To keep you satisfied
True love that now exist is the love I can't resist
So jam by my side

We're Jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'), yeah-eah-eah!
I wanna jam it wid you
We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin'
We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin'
Hope you like jammin', too
We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin')
We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin')
I wanna (I wanna jam it wid you), I wanna
I wanna jam wid you now
Jammin', jammin' (hope you like jammin' too)
Eh-eh! I hope you like jammin', I hope you like jammin'
'Cause (I wanna jam it wid you). I wanna ... wid you
I like - I hope you - I hope you like jammin', too
I wanna jam it
I wanna jam it

Music & Lyrics by Bob Marley, beanbagging by Andy Cartwright

Wednesday, 10 June 2009

Peeler No More

Come on in. Have a seat. We need to talk. We've had a good run, but it's time to move on. It's hard to say it. Well the important things always are, aren't they? Time to just bite the bullet and say it. What does that mean? Why would you want to bite a bullet? But anyway the Peel This tag has now been retired. It was good while it lasted but it's been over a year since the show and maybe it's time to stop harping on about it.


God bless you and all who sailed in you.

Rest In Peace Peel This.

The sketches contained within however are obviously still game. If we didn't have those this blog might as well just be pictures of Peter Cushing.

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

Post Peel

And here they are. A post-Peel This moment captured for posterity.

Thanks Lucy.

Monday, 8 June 2009

Sunday, 7 June 2009


A year ago today (and tomorrow) Mr. Carruthers Presents peeled like no other when we commanded the world to Peel This.

Act One of the show included:
An address from Mr Cooker
Actors Gone Rogue
Mime Contest
Estate Agent

And then there was an interval. It was groundbreaking stuff.

Friday, 5 June 2009

Thursday, 4 June 2009


The costumes used in Peel This:

1 x cardboard cooker
2 x hooks
2 x eyepatches
2 x dunce caps
Several shirts
Several ties
1 x blonde wig
Several pairs of glasses
1 x monocle
1 x stationmaster's cap
1 x hideous box with monstrous features
1 x cape, suitable for four people.

The best dressed men in comedy...

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Unnatural Selection

That's an unnatural performer.
But I'm not going to be the one to tell him.

Tuesday, 2 June 2009


It may have been used at various times in the production of bleaches, gunpowder, dyes, fertilisers and antiseptics, but at the end of the day urine still tastes like piss.

What it doesn't do is alleviate the symptoms of jellyfish stings. That's not true. It doesn't matter how many times they repeat that episode of Friends, it won't get any truer.

Maybe the jellyfish know this. Maybe they are only stinging you to see the spectacle of you performing the contorting dance of someone trying to wee on themselves.