Friday, 31 July 2009


There's Light At The End Of The Tunnel.

So get out of its way.

Tuesday, 28 July 2009

It's Carruthering time

Tick, tick, tick.

Pass the time waiting for the discovery of Mr Carruthers whilst looking at his glorious name.

Monday, 27 July 2009

White Glove 2009

Pray silence.

On stage...

White Glove 2009 is all set to happen this year in Reykjavik. Which is harder to spell than I thought. Be honest if someone just asked you out of the blue: "How do you spell the capital of Iceland?" You'd struggle. What does out of the blue even mean? Does anyone ever go into the blue.

Moving on, reuniting the combined commentary craft of Rupert Facemelter and Samuel P. Hasselblad in another clash of the commentators.

We should point out however that due to the recent legal action against Facemelter, White Glove 2009 has been organised at very short notice. There will be very few cakes.

Sunday, 26 July 2009

Saturday, 25 July 2009


Thankfully the legal wranglings which affected White Glove 2008 have now been cleared up.
Who would've thought Gloria Hunniford could be so letigious?

Friday, 24 July 2009

Thursday, 23 July 2009

White Glove 2008

Didn't happen.

Apologies to anyone that noticed, although judging by the International Mime Council's mailbag, no one did.

Wednesday, 22 July 2009


Of course you respect women, and you are interested in pleasures other than the purely sensual, but here you get dinner and a show.
Does feminism allow you to admire the girl with the biggest tips?

Monday, 20 July 2009


They've got clams. They've got wings. They've got shrimp and oyster roasts.

But that's not why you're there.

Saturday, 18 July 2009

Thursday, 16 July 2009

Wednesday, 15 July 2009

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Sunday, 12 July 2009


With such stringent security measures it makes you wonder how people ever manage to trespass on the Railway.

Friday, 10 July 2009

Thursday, 9 July 2009

Did You Know?

That the Great Wall of China is the only man-made object that can be seen from Earth?

Wednesday, 8 July 2009

Monday, 6 July 2009


Today is the 187th day of the year. How often you get to say something like that?

It depends how long you live I suppose.

Sunday, 5 July 2009

A Bowlful Of Biros

Assorted Biros

Place the biros in a bowl. It's a good idea to get a variety of colours: blues, blacks, reds and maybe some of the more exotic alternatives. It would appear that the selection above belonged to a teacher.

Then add milk and crunch them down your gullet.

Friday, 3 July 2009


It's important to wear the appropriate accessories when choosing your new glasses.

Thursday, 2 July 2009


Tiny Uniform Resource Locators have taken the internet by storm. Thunder and lightning optional.

Wednesday, 1 July 2009