Saturday, 13 March 2010


This post was written backwards. If you put it up against a mirror it'll be even more confusing.

Friday, 12 March 2010


.gnisufnoc erom neve eb ll'ti rorrim a tsniaga pu ti tup uoy fI.sdrawkcab nettirw saw tsop sihT

Thursday, 11 March 2010

Non Sequitur

"The monarchy is an antiquated system, so I think I'll go flyfishing."

That is an example of a Non Sequitur. Non Sequitur means 'it does not follow' in the Latin.

Sadly, it probably means it leads instead.

Sunday, 7 March 2010

Lather Your Locks

Lather, Rinse and Repeat.

When I say Repeat, I mean Repeat.

That's better.

Saturday, 6 March 2010


There you are having unfortunate information technology identity issues and you are confronted with this.

Logoff your ivory tower, you prick. I might not have entered a valid username or password, but at least I know that username shouldn't have a capital N in the middle of it. Or if I did then at least I'd be consistent and shove a capital W into PassWord.

Also, one exclamation mark is borderline acceptable for something funny or shocking. Three exclamation marks is not particularly acceptable but does point the way towards either very funny or very shocking. I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that this incident is hardly worthy of three exclamation marks.


Wednesday, 3 March 2010


Maybe in his hubris Mr Carruthers founded Carrutherstown.

Maybe he founded Ashby-De-La-Zouche for all we know.

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

Monday, 1 March 2010

Soldiers Of Fortune

Ten years ago in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...

Mr Carruthers Presents