Friday, 30 April 2010

April's Over

This lady will of course require no introduction.

You will know her for being nominated in a glittering career for the Adult Video News Awards for Best Tease Performance, Best Group Sex Scene, Best Supporting Actress, Best All-Girl Sex Scene and perhaps most controversially Best Non-Sex Performance.


This is April Flowers. Perhaps her middle initial is D?

Wednesday, 28 April 2010

Monday, 26 April 2010

Splink


(Find a) Safe (place to cross)
(Stand on the) Pavement
Look (for traffic)
If (traffic is coming, let it pass)
(When there is) No (traffic near, walk across the road)
Keep (looking and listening for traffic as you cross).


Confused?

Then you're dead.

Thursday, 22 April 2010

Tuesday, 20 April 2010

Orbit

But with your Sat Nav telling you what to do, that's a choice you don't have.



More often it's 'And Bit'.

Monday, 19 April 2010

Saturday, 17 April 2010

Unearthed


Apparently it's to be found amongst the vegetables, which is odd.

Friday, 16 April 2010

Piccadilly Peccadilloes


So from this we can deduce that:
Piccadilly Circus & Leicester Square are a smiley face.
Holborn is a worried face.
King's Cross St. Pancras is a madcap crazy face.
Finsbury Park is a sad face.
Cockfosters doesn't require a fosters.

Thursday, 15 April 2010

Septcentennial

Seven hundred posts. Who'd have thought it?

Posts with videos - 7 and a bit.

Posts with photos - 538

Uses of the word Flangemattock - This one

Posts with tags - 507

April Fools - 2

Followers - 9

Posted comments - 62

Most common tag - Peel This

Worst post - This one

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

Resistance Is Futile


Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up with the payments.

Monday, 5 April 2010

Sunday, 4 April 2010

Missing Persons


If you've seen please please do get in touch. His family just want to know he's OK.
Oh boy.