Saturday, 30 October 2010
Friday, 29 October 2010
Maybe your eyelids are irritated because you are straining your eyes reading such tiny tiny print.
Also, with a name like Lavoptik, I’m not entirely certain that it isn’t just as good as something scooped out of the toilet bowl and splashed into your eye socket.
Thursday, 28 October 2010
Wednesday, 27 October 2010
Tuesday, 26 October 2010
Monday, 25 October 2010
Built thousands of years ago Stonehenge has been mysterious for almost as long.
For centuries it was believed to be a calendar marking the summer and winter solstices, but through intense and bitter archaeological struggle with digging and stuff, this has been recently revealed to be false.
Stonehenge is a SatNav.
It says “You are at Stonehenge.”
Sunday, 24 October 2010
Saturday, 23 October 2010
Perhaps we’ve been going about the search for Mr Carruthers all wrong. Maybe we should have been focussing on Mrs Carruthers.
Is there a Mrs Carruthers?
Is this her?
Or is this John Carruthers’ wife instead?
Is John Carruthers our Mr Carruthers?