Saturday, 30 October 2010

Friday, 29 October 2010


Maybe your eyelids are irritated because you are straining your eyes reading such tiny tiny print.

Also, with a name like Lavoptik, I’m not entirely certain that it isn’t just as good as something scooped out of the toilet bowl and splashed into your eye socket.

Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Her Majesty’s Ship

She doesn’t look after it.

HMS Carruthers has clearly been to Hull and back, but more importantly was it named in honour of Mr Carruthers?

Tuesday, 26 October 2010

Sing Song Ding Dong

George Harrison, consistently voted one of the top four musicians in The Beatles, wrote this shitty little ditty.

It’s awful, but as he states on the record sleeve: "I don’t care anymore"

Monday, 25 October 2010


Built thousands of years ago Stonehenge has been mysterious for almost as long.
For centuries it was believed to be a calendar marking the summer and winter solstices, but through intense and bitter archaeological struggle with digging and stuff, this has been recently revealed to be false.

Stonehenge is a SatNav.

It says “You are at Stonehenge.”

Sunday, 24 October 2010

Famke's Johnson

Is it just me, or does this photo of X-Men star and one-time Bond girl Famke Janssen at first glance look like she has her cock out?

Saturday, 23 October 2010

Mrs Carruthers Presents

Perhaps we’ve been going about the search for Mr Carruthers all wrong. Maybe we should have been focussing on Mrs Carruthers.

Is there a Mrs Carruthers?
Is this her?
Or is this John Carruthers’ wife instead?
Is John Carruthers our Mr Carruthers?

Friday, 22 October 2010

Thursday, 21 October 2010

X-Ray Specs

I don’t think your friend is a ‘he’ at all, and if you need X-Ray Specs to make sure, you have to wonder how good a friend he really is.

Wednesday, 20 October 2010

Back Seat Barber

Wait, so it’s Rita’s Hair Design By Sandra.

What does Rita do exactly?

Tuesday, 19 October 2010

Monday, 18 October 2010

Friday, 15 October 2010


This DIY enthusiast’s paradise comes with greenscreen in order to superimpose the perfect home over this particular hovel.

Tuesday, 12 October 2010

Gail Porter

Yeah, she looks good, but I bet she's cold and clammy and gritty to the touch.

Monday, 11 October 2010


If they were ever allowed to become chickens they'd probably be practically indestructable.

Sunday, 10 October 2010


It's the tenth day of the tenth month of the tenth year.

I give it ten out of ten out of ten.

10/10 = 1

1/10 = 0.1

It's not as impressive as originally seemed, is it?

Saturday, 9 October 2010

Wednesday, 6 October 2010


Kim has taken the time to explore her artistic side whilst on duty at Caledonian Road Tube Station.

Thanks Kim.

Tuesday, 5 October 2010


Just as you stare into the the abyss, the abyss stares into you...

It finds you abysmal.

Monday, 4 October 2010

Behind The Scenes...

Following it's showing at the Behind The Bike Shed Summer Festival film night a video has popped up on their YouTube account:

Not to be confused with this video.

Friday, 1 October 2010

Many Happy Returns

Mr Carruthers is 92 today.

And to think we knew him when he was a sprightly 89 year old.