Leap

Today is the one day of the year on which women can propose to men.

Divorces are available all year, ladies.

Blah Blah Zsa Zsa

"Personally I know nothing about sex because I have always been married."
Zsa Zsa Gabor

The Fast And The Furious (2001) Poster

Apparently it features Vin Diesel, which is French for Shit Wine.

Exceedingly Good Quote

"Words are, on course, the most powerful drug used by mankind."
Rudyard Kipling

The Fast And The Furious (2001) Trailer

Rat That

"A drug is a substance that, when injected into a rat, produces a scientific paper."
Egerton Y. Davis Jr

Pulled A Fast One

So the ending to The Chase was a bit of surprise, wasn't it?

More importantly I believe I have shown you it in error.

Apparently there is more than one film called The Fast And The Furious, and the The Fast And The Furious that I post up here, was not the The Fast And The Furious that the thief was presumably attempting to steal. Therefore the supposed remake The Chase was the remake of the wrong The Fast And The Furious and not the remake of the right The Fast And The Furious after all.

I apologise. Except, you know, not very much.

Lauer Liar

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."
Matt Lauer

The Chase 6

Talullah Talk

"Cocaine isn't habit-forming. I should know I've been using it for years."
Talullah Bankhead

The Chase 5

Taking The Mick

"I don't like people who take drugs. Customs men, for example."
Mick Miller

The Chase 4

To Be Frank

"Don't do speed. Speed turns you into your parents."
Frank Zappa

The Chase 3

Thompson's Tirade

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insansity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S. Thompson

The Chase 2

Charlie On Charlie

"Any musician who says he is playing better either on tea, the needle, or when he is juiced, is a plain straight liar."
Charlie Parker

The Chase 1

Fried Lied

"I'm in favour of legalizing drugs. According to my values system, if people want to kill themselves, they have every right to do so. Most of the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal."
Milton Friedman

Paper Chase

Here's the companion piece to your The Fast And The Furious poster. It really brightens up the room:

Dali's Line

"I don't do drugs. I am drugs."
Salvador Dali

The Chase

Don't feel bad about stealing The Fast And The Furious, since somebody else already has:

Mutation

This blog features a couple of posts that reference the X-Men:

• By Eck features a photo of Patrick Stewart as Professor X in three X-Men films.

• Famke's Johnson uses a photo of Famke Janssen, who plays Jean Grey in the same three X-Men films.

The Fast And The Furious (1955)

Here is the entire movie, theft fans. Completely legally.

Love And Death

There is lust in her eyes.

There are orifices in his.

The Fast And The Furious (1955) Poster

For all your wall covering needs. No need to steal this:

Thomas

Thomas Carruthers said:

"A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary."

The Fast And The Furious (1955) Trailer

Surely this must be the Fast and apparently Furious movie that FistKrammer catches a thief trying to steal:



Mustn't it?