Wednesday, 29 February 2012

Leap

Today is the one day of the year on which women can propose to men.

Divorces are available all year, ladies.

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

Blah Blah Zsa Zsa

"Personally I know nothing about sex because I have always been married."
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Monday, 27 February 2012

Sunday, 26 February 2012

Exceedingly Good Quote

"Words are, on course, the most powerful drug used by mankind."
Rudyard Kipling

Friday, 24 February 2012

Rat That

"A drug is a substance that, when injected into a rat, produces a scientific paper."
Egerton Y. Davis Jr

Thursday, 23 February 2012

Pulled A Fast One

So the ending to The Chase was a bit of surprise, wasn't it?

More importantly I believe I have shown you it in error.

Apparently there is more than one film called The Fast And The Furious, and the The Fast And The Furious that I post up here, was not the The Fast And The Furious that the thief was presumably attempting to steal. Therefore the supposed remake The Chase was the remake of the wrong The Fast And The Furious and not the remake of the right The Fast And The Furious after all.

I apologise. Except, you know, not very much.

Wednesday, 22 February 2012

Lauer Liar

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."
Matt Lauer

Monday, 20 February 2012

Talullah Talk

"Cocaine isn't habit-forming. I should know I've been using it for years."
Talullah Bankhead

Saturday, 18 February 2012

Taking The Mick

"I don't like people who take drugs. Customs men, for example."
Mick Miller

Thursday, 16 February 2012

To Be Frank

"Don't do speed. Speed turns you into your parents."
Frank Zappa

Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Thompson's Tirade

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insansity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S. Thompson

Sunday, 12 February 2012

Charlie On Charlie

"Any musician who says he is playing better either on tea, the needle, or when he is juiced, is a plain straight liar."
Charlie Parker

Friday, 10 February 2012

Fried Lied

"I'm in favour of legalizing drugs. According to my values system, if people want to kill themselves, they have every right to do so. Most of the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal."
Milton Friedman

Thursday, 9 February 2012

Paper Chase

Here's the companion piece to your The Fast And The Furious poster. It really brightens up the room:

Wednesday, 8 February 2012

Tuesday, 7 February 2012

The Chase

Don't feel bad about stealing The Fast And The Furious, since somebody else already has:

Monday, 6 February 2012

Mutation

This blog features a couple of posts that reference the X-Men:

By Eck features a photo of Patrick Stewart as Professor X in three X-Men films.

Famke's Johnson uses a photo of Famke Janssen, who plays Jean Grey in the same three X-Men films.

Saturday, 4 February 2012

Thursday, 2 February 2012

Thomas

Thomas Carruthers said:

"A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary."

Wednesday, 1 February 2012

The Fast And The Furious (1955) Trailer

Surely this must be the Fast and apparently Furious movie that FistKrammer catches a thief trying to steal:



Mustn't it?