In search of Mr Carruthers...

Mr Carruthers is an enigma. His name is linked with all the great conspiracies of our time. His ethereal presence has affected your lives in myriad ways you will never know.

They seek him here, they seek him there. A group of embittered bounty hunters and staunch tax evaders have hunted high and low to find Mr Carruthers.

They failed.
There was bloodshed and a group of penguins were sacrificed to the God of Hair.

Now we throw down the gauntlet to you, potential reader, can you succeed in the wake of such spectular failure?

Where is he? We want details of any sightings. Keep your mince pies duly peeled. You owe it to your aunts.