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Job title: Executive Business Executive
Department: Suited Business Folk
Reporting relationships: Reports to the Senior Executive Business Executive.

Purpose:
To convince everyone paid less than you that you are worth every penny without explaining what it is that you do. Because you don't, you won't and you shon't.

We don't trust you to do any actual work, you are pure mark up, you are margin, you are wastage, you are the first against the wall when the revolution comes, you are the Judas goat.

Key responsibilities:
Wear a suit.

Other duties:
Wear a tie.

Salary:
Plenty.

Location:
Head office until the inevitable gardening leave.