Tunnel

There's Light At The End Of The Tunnel.


So get out of its way.

Engine noise

Rhythmic?

Everything But...

Just Add Water.

It's Carruthering time

Tick, tick, tick.

Pass the time waiting for the discovery of Mr Carruthers whilst looking at his glorious name.

White Glove 2009

Pray silence.

On stage...

White Glove 2009 is all set to happen this year in Reykjavik. Which is harder to spell than I thought. Be honest if someone just asked you out of the blue: "How do you spell the capital of Iceland?" You'd struggle. What does out of the blue even mean? Does anyone ever go into the blue.

Moving on, reuniting the combined commentary craft of Rupert Facemelter and Samuel P. Hasselblad in another clash of the commentators.

We should point out however that due to the recent legal action against Facemelter, White Glove 2009 has been organised at very short notice. There will be very few cakes.

Twenty Twenty

Sometimes it's better to just wear glasses.

Gloria

Thankfully the legal wranglings which affected White Glove 2008 have now been cleared up.

Who would've thought Gloria Hunniford could be so letigious?

The Sanctity Of Marriage

Something tells me she's wearing white aspirationally.

White Glove 2008

Didn't happen.

Apologies to anyone that noticed, although judging by the International Mime Council's mailbag, no one did.

Hootered

Of course you respect women, and you are interested in pleasures other than the purely sensual, but here you get dinner and a show.

Does feminism allow you to admire the girl with the biggest tips?

Aftertaste

I bet he sticks in your throat.

Hooting

They've got clams. They've got wings. They've got shrimp and oyster roasts.

But that's not why you're there.

Rush hour

Mingle.

Bat's All Folks

This is Gi's favourite animal:


What's yours?

If Wishes Were Horses...

...then beggars would hide

Recruitmental

Headhunted employee settles into job guarding bridge.

Mr Question

He's sarcastic.

Or is he?

He asks questions.

Or does he?

Shopfront

Squint your ogle globes at the photo. Can you see him?

Mr Sarcastic

He's sarcastic.

Trespass

With such stringent security measures it makes you wonder how people ever manage to trespass on the Railway.

Up To Eleven

Louder.

Phillips

Check out Leslie Phillips.

He dinged. He donged. Now he's pulled.

Did You Know?

That the Great Wall of China is the only man-made object that can be seen from Earth?

Leslie

Nobody Ding Dongs harder than Leslie Phillips.

Piecing It Together

There isn't much to go on. It's just sky and guy.

187

Today is the 187th day of the year. How often you get to say something like that?

It depends how long you live I suppose.

A Bowlful Of Biros

Assorted Biros
Milk


Place the biros in a bowl. It's a good idea to get a variety of colours: blues, blacks, reds and maybe some of the more exotic alternatives. It would appear that the selection above belonged to a teacher.

Then add milk and crunch them down your gullet.

Independence

The Right To Bear Arms.

Accessorise

It's important to wear the appropriate accessories when choosing your new glasses.

Tiny

Tiny Uniform Resource Locators have taken the internet by storm. Thunder and lightning optional.

http://tinyurl.com/oc6g4a

Shades

Some people just can't help looking cool in specs.