Knit Mo, Pearl Mo

Breaking News!

We posited that a moustache balaclava was a futuristic dream of a hirsute pioneer, but here we find that you too can have your own facial winter warmer.

Cubed

Squaruthers.

Cubic

I wonder what it looks like when it's finished?

Lidless

Success.

Sitcom Porn Is Back

Sitcom Porn has taken a back seat recently.

Well, now that seat is well and truly soiled.

Lid

Wrist twist blissed.

Masktache

A bit more growth and we could be dealing with the world's first moustache-balaclava.

It's very exciting.

Thrilling Adventures In Time & Space

An eccentric time traveller from another world and another time. Travelling through time eccentrically to right wrongs. It'll never last.

Coming soon to your screens 46 years ago today.

Scrabbled

Someone pointed out that in Scrabble you get seven letters and therefore there is no earthly way that a player could play CARRUTHERS as a word.

Which is of course bollocks.

It could happen but only if a number of specific circumstances fall into place one after the other.

Firstly, someone must have already played the word RUTH.


Secondly, both players will then have an argument about whether RUTH is a proper name or not. Which of course it is, but it is also a perfectly valid Scrabble word. What do you mean you don't know what it means? Of course you know what it means: it's the opposite of RUTHLESS, and you know what that means don't you?

Thirdly, you need to have the letters ACERRS available to you. You could play CARERS, RACERS or SCARER, but you won't.

Fourthly, you need enough room either side of RUTH.

Fifthly, you need an opponent too stupid to realise that CARRUTHERS isn't a real word.

Keep Off The Grass

I hope he cleans up after himself when he leaves.

What's He Worth?

He's worth 15 points in Scrabble. Unless you get him on a double word thing.

Start Them Young

Bairns bearing bristles.

Spectrum

Back over the rainbow...

Violet

Blue

Greenish

Yellow

Orange

Red

Tsunami

Tsunamyou.

We Can Blog A Rainbow

Red

Orange

Yellow

Green

Blue

Violet


We have yet to undergo indigo.

Made-Mo-iselle

Moustaches are no longer the sole preserve of gentlemen. The ladies want in.

Canyoneer

This serene looking place is Carruthers Canyon.


The canyon is located six kilometres from Barnwell, in the united state of California. Reportedly one of the top fifty united states there is.

We know our moustachioed man of mystery has spent time in those united states, but did he inspire the naming of the beautiful location? If he hadn't would it have had a name which equalled it's appearance in beauty? Or would it have been something like Dripping Armpit Gulch?

Thomas

The age of innocence is over.

Crossing The Threshold

You can't say you haven't been warned.

Faux that Mo

If you can't grow a mo, faux a mo.

Fake it.

An Important Reminder

Lest we forget...

Abstain

Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.

Well, maybe.

Googled

Let me Google that for you

Show that Mo.

Refined, elegant and waxed.

And the moustache as well.

Privacy

This one's on Butt Road.

Is that like postcode destiny or something?

Remember, Remember...

...the fifth of November.
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I can think of no reason
Why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t'was his intent
To blow up the King and Parli'ment.
Three-score barrels of powder below
To prove old England's overthrow;
By God's providence he was catch'd
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, let the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!

Today we commemorate the life and deeds of possibly the only person to enter the Houses of Parliament with honourable intentions:

Guy Fawkes.

Narcofiction

Bliss, Bug Powder, Cake, Deathsticks, Dilaftin, Drencrom, Dried Frog Pills, Dust, Electricity, Energon, Felicium, G'Quan Eth, Hobbitweed, Honk, Hydromel, Ketracel White, Moon Rocks, Nuke, Pax, Phenyldihydrochloride benzelex, Pylene 50, Slab, Slurm, Soma, Space Bee Honey, Spectrox, Synthemesc, Toad, Trellium, Ultrazone, Vellocet, Venus Drug and Vraxoin are all fictional.



Don't get addicted.

Grow that Mo

Surely it's a beard by now.

Hitching

If we're trying to find Carruthers, maybe we just need to follow her...

Movember's Here again

It's the time of year that makes upper lips tremble with excitement.