Monday, 30 November 2009

Knit Mo, Pearl Mo

Breaking News!


We posited that a moustache balaclava was a futuristic dream of a hirsute pioneer, but here we find that you too can have your own facial winter warmer.

Saturday, 28 November 2009

Thursday, 26 November 2009

Sitcom Porn Is Back


Sitcom Porn has taken a back seat recently.
Well, now that seat is well and truly soiled.

Tuesday, 24 November 2009

Masktache


A bit more growth and we could be dealing with the world's first moustache-balaclava.

It's very exciting.

Monday, 23 November 2009

Thrilling Adventures In Time & Space

An eccentric time traveller from another world and another time. Travelling through time eccentrically to right wrongs. It'll never last.

Coming soon to your screens 46 years ago today.


Sunday, 22 November 2009

Scrabbled

Someone pointed out that in Scrabble you get seven letters and therefore there is no earthly way that a player could play CARRUTHERS as a word.

Which is of course bollocks.

It could happen but only if a number of specific circumstances fall into place one after the other.

Firstly, someone must have already played the word RUTH.


Secondly, both players will then have an argument about whether RUTH is a proper name or not. Which of course it is, but it is also a perfectly valid Scrabble word. What do you mean you don't know what it means? Of course you know what it means: it's the opposite of RUTHLESS, and you know what that means don't you?

Thirdly, you need to have the letters ACERRS available to you. You could play CARERS, RACERS or SCARER, but you won't.

Fourthly, you need enough room either side of RUTH.

Fifthly, you need an opponent too stupid to realise that CARRUTHERS isn't a real word.

Saturday, 21 November 2009

Friday, 20 November 2009

What's He Worth?

He's worth 15 points in Scrabble. Unless you get him on a double word thing.

Sunday, 15 November 2009

Made-Mo-iselle


Moustaches are no longer the sole preserve of gentlemen. The ladies want in.

Saturday, 14 November 2009

Canyoneer

This serene looking place is Carruthers Canyon.


The canyon is located six kilometres from Barnwell, in the united state of California. Reportedly one of the top fifty united states there is.

We know our moustachioed man of mystery has spent time in those united states, but did he inspire the naming of the beautiful location? If he hadn't would it have had a name which equalled it's appearance in beauty? Or would it have been something like Dripping Armpit Gulch?

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

Monday, 9 November 2009

Saturday, 7 November 2009

Friday, 6 November 2009

Privacy


This one's on Butt Road.
Is that like postcode destiny or something?

Thursday, 5 November 2009

Remember, Remember...

...the fifth of November.
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I can think of no reason
Why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t'was his intent
To blow up the King and Parli'ment.
Three-score barrels of powder below
To prove old England's overthrow;
By God's providence he was catch'd
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, let the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!

Today we commemorate the life and deeds of possibly the only person to enter the Houses of Parliament with honourable intentions:

Guy Fawkes.

Wednesday, 4 November 2009

Narcofiction

Bliss, Bug Powder, Cake, Deathsticks, Dilaftin, Drencrom, Dried Frog Pills, Dust, Electricity, Energon, Felicium, G'Quan Eth, Hobbitweed, Honk, Hydromel, Ketracel White, Moon Rocks, Nuke, Pax, Phenyldihydrochloride benzelex, Pylene 50, Slab, Slurm, Soma, Space Bee Honey, Spectrox, Synthemesc, Toad, Trellium, Ultrazone, Vellocet, Venus Drug and Vraxoin are all fictional.



Don't get addicted.

Monday, 2 November 2009

Hitching


If we're trying to find Carruthers, maybe we just need to follow her...

Sunday, 1 November 2009

Movember's Here again


It's the time of year that makes upper lips tremble with excitement.