Tuesday, 31 August 2010

Twat Nav

It's all well and good doing exactly as your Sat Nav tells you, but for goodness sakes read the road signs.



'i s pawb bydew a da yn gwneud exctly fel 'ch Eisteddedig Nav tells 'ch , namyn achos daioni fwynau darllen 'r cerrynt amneidiau.

Friday, 27 August 2010

Complimentary Colours


Look at all the pretty colours. And that's before you've taken them, just think what they look like after...

Thursday, 26 August 2010

Bell



Door bell dings dong.

Or should that be Door bell dongs ding.

Tuesday, 24 August 2010

Sunday, 22 August 2010

Nil By Moustache

Does Ray Winstone play an abusive Mr Carruthers in the forthcoming movie?



No.

Apparently, this film is re-release of a small arthouse film called 'Nil By Mouth', this time with a CGI moustache superimposed atop Winstone's lip.

Whatever next? Greedo shooting first?

Saturday, 21 August 2010

Test


The first test is seeing whether or not you can avoid walking into the damn sign.

Friday, 20 August 2010

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

Monday, 16 August 2010

Pest Of The Week #7

Don't come crying to me with your tales of White Rats, Black Rats or Green Rats. This week Brown is in.

Sunday, 15 August 2010

Prickly Pair

Have a look at the photo below:

Can anyone else see a man made of cactus who might well be pleasuring himself or possibly just having a bit of a stretch?


Saturday, 14 August 2010

Infant Intruder

You can't trust anyone nowadays can you?


Police are on the lookout for a baby covered in paint and uncomfortably overladen with swag.

Friday, 13 August 2010

Porn Peddle Pen

Another sex shop, another fetish.




This one is obviously into cages.

Thursday, 12 August 2010

Unlucky


Lucky Town, oh how you taunt us by raising our town's hopes by naming your name thus and dashing aforementioned town's hopes by hanging a CLOSED sign in the door.
Who's Lucky now?

Tuesday, 10 August 2010

Unhelpful


We're here for you, but we're just slightly less approachable.

Monday, 9 August 2010

Sunday, 8 August 2010

Hoosier Daddy

Honorary Indianan Pop Triumverate The Hoosiers were turned into the moresome foursome for their performance of new single 'Choices' on GMTV with the addition of our very own keyboardist Andy 'Fingers' Cartwright.

Check out Andy's handy work:

Saturday, 7 August 2010

Tasty Utilities

Politician's rhetoric often lead to talk of our thirst for oil, gas and energy.


But they often leave out just how flipping tasty these fossil fuels are.

Friday, 6 August 2010

Mo' Foe Toes

More links to a blog that links to this blog about some of the photos taken for this blog on that blog by a blogger.

Here & here & here.

Wednesday, 4 August 2010

Swallow


Lick my wall.
Suckle my sincerity.
Taste my truthfulness.
Gustate my genuineness.
Flatus my facts.

Tuesday, 3 August 2010

Buttoned

They've been there for about a week now but I thought I'd take this opportunity to point out the buttons at the botton of each post.


Aren't they lovely? A sort of austere military grey that says look at me "I'm the way of the future." and smiles.

They are (from left):
The M that nearly looks like an envelope is for eMail and enables you to eMail a post to a friend.

The B is all over this page because it stands for Blogger and allows you to blog about our blog on your blog you blogger with Blogger.

The t is for Twitter (or possibly twitter) and is to help you share in your twits.

The f is for Facebook and shares a link to that post to your facebook page for the enjoyment of your friends and family alike.

The speech bubble allows you to share on Google Buzz.

I bet you don't use any of them, I bet you copy and paste instead.

Sunday, 1 August 2010