Thursday's Child

...has far to go

Wednesday's Child

...is full of woe

Tuesday's Child

...is full of grace

Monday's Child

...is fair of face

There's No Other Way

Oh, so there is.

Style Over Substance

How can people possibly get on to the line?

Post Poultry

Your dog should keep its chickens to itself.

Weet

This paint is so wet, that it's weet.

And The Children Shall Lead

What will you do to them?

The Harsh Light Of Day

I wonder if this place looks less horrific at night. I doubt it.


I'm only partially nude as I write this.

The Eighteenth Hole

Like in the golf. Ha ha ha.

Undecimocentennial

Eleven Hundred posts who'd have thought it?

Well not me, I was distracted and not counting so this went up instead.

These Are Happy Plums

See?

Why Aye?

Is it just me or does she seem a little out of place here?

Word Up

The word on the street in Basingstoke is apparently:

Get out of Basingstoke, drive a coach to London, attempt and fail to pull off a U-Turn in a confined space, instead show the world your well practiced thirteen point turn and then reverse it down a one way street the wrong way for the benefit of the assembled audience of disgruntled backed up traffic.

The streets of Basingstoke are either gridlocked and chaotic or empty because the idiots are too busy spreading the word...

Trunk

And yet somehow, even after all the calamities to befall this tree this poem is still the worst thing that's happened to it.

Borderland

Never let anyone tell you that swimming the English channel is difficult.



Clearly it's impossible.

High On The Hill

Very high on the hill.

There's No Business...

...Like shoe business.

Placed

Oh, in.

Neighbours

Shedloads.

Branded

That's a hell of a slogan.

Hair Share

Some online comments for the Vanity Hair video passed off as reviews:

"this joke could be percieved (sic) in bad taste, not because he pretended to kill himself over a bad haircut, but because he pretended to kill himself on camera like someone actually did on a webcam while people were watching around the time this video was done. i understand that he's showing the vain perspective of people who overreact after a bad haircut when it's just hair and it grows back...."

"i liked the vanity hair one ! haaha! i do the same thing when i get my hair cut"


"I liked the Vanity Hair one though, and you've obviously got a really talented group of people together (which makes me envious). Definitely like to see more stuff in the future, so I subscribed."

Spot The Odd Man Out

Someone below doesn't want to play, but can you guess who?

Sample Picture #5

There isn't one. Sorry.

Those were the Sample Picture that were already on my hard drive after I had to reinstall my computer's operating system.

Now I'll have to get back to raiding my own photos, but many of those were lost during the IT issues that lead to the reinstallation. God know what'll happen tomorrow.

Sample Picture #4

Winter

Sample Picture #3

Water lilies

Sample Picture #2

Sunset

Sample Picture #1

Blue Hills

Whoops

This blog is written on a computer. Not a surprise I'm sure, but an important fact nonetheless.

Sadly it's this one, which means that there might be less on here than before.

If that were possible...