Word Up

The word on the street in Basingstoke is apparently:

Get out of Basingstoke, drive a coach to London, attempt and fail to pull off a U-Turn in a confined space, instead show the world your well practiced thirteen point turn and then reverse it down a one way street the wrong way for the benefit of the assembled audience of disgruntled backed up traffic.

The streets of Basingstoke are either gridlocked and chaotic or empty because the idiots are too busy spreading the word...