Friday, 24 June 2011

Thursday, 23 June 2011

Tuesday, 21 June 2011

The Harsh Light Of Day

I wonder if this place looks less horrific at night. I doubt it.

I'm only partially nude as I write this.

Sunday, 19 June 2011


Eleven Hundred posts who'd have thought it?

Well not me, I was distracted and not counting so this went up instead.

Friday, 17 June 2011

Thursday, 16 June 2011

Word Up

The word on the street in Basingstoke is apparently:

Get out of Basingstoke, drive a coach to London, attempt and fail to pull off a U-Turn in a confined space, instead show the world your well practiced thirteen point turn and then reverse it down a one way street the wrong way for the benefit of the assembled audience of disgruntled backed up traffic.

The streets of Basingstoke are either gridlocked and chaotic or empty because the idiots are too busy spreading the word...

Wednesday, 15 June 2011


And yet somehow, even after all the calamities to befall this tree this poem is still the worst thing that's happened to it.

Tuesday, 14 June 2011


Never let anyone tell you that swimming the English channel is difficult.

Clearly it's impossible.

Wednesday, 8 June 2011

Hair Share

Some online comments for the Vanity Hair video passed off as reviews:

"this joke could be percieved (sic) in bad taste, not because he pretended to kill himself over a bad haircut, but because he pretended to kill himself on camera like someone actually did on a webcam while people were watching around the time this video was done. i understand that he's showing the vain perspective of people who overreact after a bad haircut when it's just hair and it grows back...."

"i liked the vanity hair one ! haaha! i do the same thing when i get my hair cut"

"I liked the Vanity Hair one though, and you've obviously got a really talented group of people together (which makes me envious). Definitely like to see more stuff in the future, so I subscribed."

Tuesday, 7 June 2011

Monday, 6 June 2011

Sample Picture #5

There isn't one. Sorry.

Those were the Sample Picture that were already on my hard drive after I had to reinstall my computer's operating system.

Now I'll have to get back to raiding my own photos, but many of those were lost during the IT issues that lead to the reinstallation. God know what'll happen tomorrow.

Wednesday, 1 June 2011


This blog is written on a computer. Not a surprise I'm sure, but an important fact nonetheless.

Sadly it's this one, which means that there might be less on here than before.

If that were possible...