Keeping track

Contain your excitement. There will be another one along in a moment.

Roll up, roll up and record the subtle and probably inconsequential differences between this train and the last one and the one before that.

Have you seen The Railway Children? I bet you were more interested in the trains than you were in Jenny Agutter. That's weird.

She gets well naked in Walkabout, and it's OK to like it 'cos she was 16. And then in Logan's Run when she gets them out, it's still a PG. How many other people can say that? She's practically required viewing.

Americomedy

From the nation that gave the world baseball, Jazz, Route 66, Happy Days, apple pie, Danny DeVito & the letter Zee comes something a little less wholesome...

It's everywhere.

Pangrammatics

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

or rather:

T h e q u i c k b r o w n f o x j u m p s o v e r t h e l a z y d o g .

Flocking hell

Obey the voices. Do as you are told.

Yes even that.

Kip

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

First

You've had sex. Well done.

Was it good? Was it worth the hype? Was it better than the second Jurassic Park film?

Hands up who thought that when they finally did it, that it was a bit of a let down? Be honest.

Don't worry, you've improved since then. Unless of course you haven't, in which case let's hope it's still...fresh.

Why not?

Why?