Thursday 1 January 2009

Happy New Year

Unless you're not using the Gregorian calendar, in which case it's just "Good Morning".

Unless you're in a wildly different time zone, in which case it's "How do you do?"

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, five gold rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.

3 comments:

One of Them said...

Are you trying to suggest that mother nature has spawned a freakish two-headed swan?

Anonymous said...

Oops. Maybe I thought it was a big droopy swan wang.

One of Them said...

This Phil is the wang.