Thursday 29 October 2009

For Sale

For Sale. Massive secluded mansion house boasting:

- A spacious Hall, with hanging chandelier (currently awaiting a new rope).
- A poky Study.
- A Lounge.
- A large Dining Room, beautifully lit by one of a pair of candlesticks.
- A Kitchen with a beautiful selection of knives (one missing).
- A Library.
- A Billiard Room, sadly the table isn't working, needs the right size spanner.
- A Conservatory featuring a complex plant irrigation system of lead piping (with one section missing).
- A weirdly shaped revolverless Ballroom.
- Two secret passages.

It is unclear if there is anything upstairs.



Why won't this palace sell?

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