We are now approaching our final station stop. Please ensure that you take all your belongings when leaving the train. Please do not leave any items unattended on the station.
I would like to thank you for travelling with us today and I hope you have a pleasant onward journey. I, on the other hand, have to go all the way back to the start of our journey. So spare a thought for me as you climb into bed tonight, I will still be miles from home. Bastards.
This train terminates here.
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