Boo
Saturday 31 October 2009
Friday 30 October 2009
The Third D
Thursday 29 October 2009
For Sale
For Sale. Massive secluded mansion house boasting:
- A spacious Hall, with hanging chandelier (currently awaiting a new rope).
- A poky Study.
- A Lounge.
- A large Dining Room, beautifully lit by one of a pair of candlesticks.
- A Kitchen with a beautiful selection of knives (one missing).
- A Library.
- A Billiard Room, sadly the table isn't working, needs the right size spanner.
- A Conservatory featuring a complex plant irrigation system of lead piping (with one section missing).
- A weirdly shaped revolverless Ballroom.
- Two secret passages.
It is unclear if there is anything upstairs.
Why won't this palace sell?
- A spacious Hall, with hanging chandelier (currently awaiting a new rope).
- A poky Study.
- A Lounge.
- A large Dining Room, beautifully lit by one of a pair of candlesticks.
- A Kitchen with a beautiful selection of knives (one missing).
- A Library.
- A Billiard Room, sadly the table isn't working, needs the right size spanner.
- A Conservatory featuring a complex plant irrigation system of lead piping (with one section missing).
- A weirdly shaped revolverless Ballroom.
- Two secret passages.
It is unclear if there is anything upstairs.
Why won't this palace sell?
Wednesday 28 October 2009
Tuesday 27 October 2009
Monday 26 October 2009
Sunday 25 October 2009
Bee Ess Ell: Z
Saturday 24 October 2009
Friday 23 October 2009
Bee Ess Ell: Y
Thursday 22 October 2009
Wednesday 21 October 2009
Tuesday 20 October 2009
Monday 19 October 2009
Bee Ess Ell: W
Sunday 18 October 2009
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Saturday 17 October 2009
Bee Ess Ell: V
Friday 16 October 2009
White Dog
Romain Gary wrote a book about a Chien. A blanc chien.
Samuel Fuller made it into a film about a dog. A white dog.
Samuel Fuller made it into a film about a dog. A white dog.
It concerns a dog trained by a white supremacist to attack black people on sight. It featured Burt Ives as a dog trainer called Carruthers, who considers the dog to be beyond redemption and wants it killed.
Is our Carruthers into dog slaying? Could you kill a Klan Chien?
Thursday 15 October 2009
Bee Ess Ell: U
Wednesday 14 October 2009
Keith
We are now approaching our final station stop. Please ensure that you take all your belongings when leaving the train. Please do not leave any items unattended on the station.
I would like to thank you for travelling with us today and I hope you have a pleasant onward journey. I, on the other hand, have to go all the way back to the start of our journey. So spare a thought for me as you climb into bed tonight, I will still be miles from home. Bastards.
This train terminates here.
Tuesday 13 October 2009
Monday 12 October 2009
Keithinham
Sunday 11 October 2009
Saturday 10 October 2009
Gullible
Friday 9 October 2009
Thursday 8 October 2009
Little Keithshampton
Wednesday 7 October 2009
Bee Ess Ell: Q
Tuesday 6 October 2009
Whatanob
Monday 5 October 2009
Sunday 4 October 2009
Phill Your Boots
As evidenced by his recent twitterings, self confessed 'TV desk show whore' Phill Jupitus has seen the Rehearsals and the Laughter Sketch.
He had this to say of them:
"Both sterling but I loved the 'actors one' To be frank the laughter sketch would be just as funny half as long."
Thanks Phill.
He had this to say of them:
"Both sterling but I loved the 'actors one' To be frank the laughter sketch would be just as funny half as long."
Thanks Phill.
Saturday 3 October 2009
Bee Ess Ell: O
Friday 2 October 2009
Ock Toe Brr the Second
It's October. It's a Friday. It's not 1814.
In 1814, a British smartarse named Captain Philip Pipon informed Thursday October Christian that the mutineers of the Bounty had crossed the international date line heading due east and had neglected to amend their calendar meaning the day of Thursday's birth was actually a Friday. Apparently Pipon refused to refer to Thursday as anything other than Friday.
Makes you wonder if his father hadn't been right all along.
Spare a thought for Thursday October Christian and his incorrectly-calculated name on Fridays in October. This year that's five more thoughts. You've still got time.
In 1814, a British smartarse named Captain Philip Pipon informed Thursday October Christian that the mutineers of the Bounty had crossed the international date line heading due east and had neglected to amend their calendar meaning the day of Thursday's birth was actually a Friday. Apparently Pipon refused to refer to Thursday as anything other than Friday.
Makes you wonder if his father hadn't been right all along.
Spare a thought for Thursday October Christian and his incorrectly-calculated name on Fridays in October. This year that's five more thoughts. You've still got time.
Thursday 1 October 2009
Ock Toe Brr
It's October. It's a Thursday. It's not 1790.
On a Thursday in October in 1790, a son was born to Fletcher Christian, the leader of the mutiny on the Bounty, by then settled on the Pitcairn Islands.
Looking around for a name on a Thursday in October, he decided to name his firstborn Thursday October Christian because he wanted his son to have "no name that will remind me of England".
On a Thursday in October in 1790, a son was born to Fletcher Christian, the leader of the mutiny on the Bounty, by then settled on the Pitcairn Islands.
Looking around for a name on a Thursday in October, he decided to name his firstborn Thursday October Christian because he wanted his son to have "no name that will remind me of England".
Spare a thought for Thursday October Christian and his foreign sounding name on Thursdays in October. This year that's five thoughts. You've got time.
P.S. It's Mr Carruthers' birthday. Possibly.
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