300

Mister (or rather Myster) Carruthers is on facebook, yes even people without faces are on facebook. He has at the time of going to press 299 friends. We might as well round that up, you could well be Carruthers' 300th friend. It's exciting, isn't it? I bet you're all a quiver.

This isn't a competition and there is no prize, all you get for your troubles is the right to be safe in the knowledge that you are his best friend*





Join Mr Carruthers and his Facebook chums

* behind 299 others anyway.