Bing Bong

We regret to inform passengers that due to a fault on the line at Signal 3.4b there will be a three minute delay to every second rail service to Bedford. The 14:13 service will be redirected through Platform 3.

There will also be additional service running today calling at Whatanob, Little Keithshampton, Gullible, Keithinham and eventually, after a long delay, at Keith.

We remind you to remain behind the yellow line. Stand back from the line. Stand the shit away from the line. You heard me.