The Thin Blue Loin

And the results are in. The Definitive (until the next one) list of sitcom porn titles is here. Here are the highbrow and incredibly witty examples included in our video:

Sextras
The Orifice
Sucktoe & Son
Faulty Bowels
Two Pints of Semen & a Bucket of Sick
Nad’s Army
Queers
Everybody Bums Raymond
Everybody Rapes Chris
To The Manor Porn
The Fall & Rise & Fall & Rise & Fall & Rise of Reginald Perrin
Father’s Bed
The Wood Life
Black Cocks
Only Fools & Whorses
The Gay Today
Brassthigh
Cock The Nine O’Clock News
Drop The Dead Honky

And these are your pitiful and disgusting efforts after the challenge was issued

Mancock’s Half Hour
Yes! Yes! YES! Prime Minister
Rising Camp
Bed Dwarf
The Licker of Dribbly
Spoused
The Liver Curds
Grappling
The Thin Blue Loin
Rand E. Cesspitt
‘Ho-de-‘Ho
Breed
Phoenix Nuts
Are You Being Perved?
The Nude Statesman
Blowing Me, Blowing You
I’m Anal Partridge

You are filth incarnate.

But would you mind if we scrape off some of the better smut for our own arousement? Don't go taking the moral high ground with me, pottymouth. So what if this was my idea? You lowered the tone further my friend. I think either way we can put our differences to one side and agree that not enough words rhyme with jism.

Currently none of these titles are in production. A gap in the market?