Monday, 18 August 2008

Hand job

A man walks into a cafe and sees a sign up that reads:

Ham sandwiches £1:75
Hand jobs £1.76

He checks his wallet, he has enough. He walks up to the counter and is greeted by a beautiful young girl.

Him: "Are you the one that does the hand jobs?"
Her: "Yes"
Him: "Well, wash your hands before you make my ham sandwich"

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