Tuesday 26 August 2008

Wanted

It appears that the mystery of Mister Carruthers has deepened somewhat as this artifact from the wild west town of Bozeman, Montana in the United States of Americans reveals.

This Wanted poster would appear to show Mr Carruthers to have been an outlaw in tham thar parts, but this poster is from 1882. Some thirty-one years before the records show that he was even born. What are the possibilities?

A faked poster?
An identical double with an identical moustache?
A time traveller?
A bit of voodoo in between the toes?

The fact remains that the price on his head was $5000 and it was never collected. Should our search for Mr Carruthers ever be successful, we can claim it and it amongst ourselves. For your opportunity to join this investment opportunity, get in touch. This is not a pyramid scheme. This is not a pyramid. In real terms and taking into account 126 years of interest then the figure resting on the wanted man's brow must have now reached:

n<$5000

For your chunk of $n. Keep 'em peeled and stay in touch. The value of fictional bounties may go down as well as up.

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