Monday, 30 June 2008
This slightly soiled card from the Top Trumps Tyrants game offers us a tantalising clue to his past, but also leaves us with questions that simply must be answered.
Why is he so bad at origami?
Sunday, 29 June 2008
Saturday, 28 June 2008
Sucktoe & Son
Two Pints of Semen & a Bucket of Sick
Everybody Bums Raymond
Everybody Rapes Chris
To The Manor Porn
The Fall & Rise & Fall & Rise & Fall & Rise of Reginald Perrin
The Wood Life
Only Fools & Whorses
The Gay Today
Cock The Nine O’Clock News
Drop The Dead Honky
And these are your pitiful and disgusting efforts after the challenge was issued
Mancock’s Half Hour
Yes! Yes! YES! Prime Minister
The Licker of Dribbly
The Liver Curds
The Thin Blue Loin
Rand E. Cesspitt
Are You Being Perved?
The Nude Statesman
Blowing Me, Blowing You
I’m Anal Partridge
You are filth incarnate.
But would you mind if we scrape off some of the better smut for our own arousement? Don't go taking the moral high ground with me, pottymouth. So what if this was my idea? You lowered the tone further my friend. I think either way we can put our differences to one side and agree that not enough words rhyme with jism.
Currently none of these titles are in production. A gap in the market?
Friday, 27 June 2008
In the light of the events surrounding Part One. An investigation has been mounted to get to the bottom of it and find out how exactly to blame me. My ineptitude continues unabated meanwhile and I'm reposting the Writer's Meeting videos one by one by one.
Watch our porn. Again.
Thursday, 26 June 2008
There will also be additional service running today calling at Whatanob, Little Keithshampton, Gullible, Keithinham and eventually, after a long delay, at Keith.
We remind you to remain behind the yellow line. Stand back from the line. Stand the shit away from the line. You heard me.
Wednesday, 25 June 2008
Another chance to see?
A bit of nostalgia?
OK, I'll admit it. In my efforts to tag the videos I lost the first one. It vanished into the inter-ether.
And so here it is, once again, for you to peruse at your pleasure and ignore at your leisure.
Tuesday, 24 June 2008
This brings together all posts on a single topic, like this:
Search for Carruthers
Now you can gorge yourself on all the Paul Darrow or Felicity Kendal related posts.
Monday, 23 June 2008
But you don't know this
Yesterday it hit me that I do
And I'm slowly turning into you
And I'm slowly turning into you
And I'm slowly turning into you
La la la
Music & Lyrics by Jack White, sewing by Amy Wilks & Fraggle
Sunday, 22 June 2008
Saturday, 21 June 2008
Friday, 20 June 2008
You know the drill, somewhere in this mass of gourmands is:
Wenda, his girlfriend
Wizard Whitebeard, their chaperone
Woof, his dog
Odlaw, his arch enemy
Some Wallywatchers, hats, bones, scrolls, binoculars and shit that no-one ever really looks for
And against all odds and flouting all copyright law Mr Carruthers is in there too.
He really is.
Thursday, 19 June 2008
That was until a key was delivered to Carruthers Towers, after a little detective work it was revealed to belong to a safety deposit box at Heathrow Airport. A taxi ride and a struggle later the box was unlocked to reveal a map.
Disappointingly not drawn in blood, the map that would lead us to four more pieces of another map.
When the four map sections were put together in a dramatic fashion, it was embarrassingly revealed that they were from four different maps. The trail had gone cold.
We worried that nothing would turn up and that we would be forced to post Paper/Scissors/Stone: The Rematch. Thankfully you have been spared that because this was inexplicably discovered in my penguin's sporran:
We may not know where Mr Carruthers is, but we can begin to unravel where he's been.
Wednesday, 18 June 2008
Tuesday, 17 June 2008
Monday, 16 June 2008
Sunday, 15 June 2008
This isn't a competition and there is no prize, all you get for your troubles is the right to be safe in the knowledge that you are his best friend*
Join Mr Carruthers and his Facebook chums
* behind 299 others anyway.
Saturday, 14 June 2008
1/8 teaspoon of salt
1 and 1/2 cup of vegetable oil
4 teaspoons of lemon juice
Put the egg yolks in a small bowl, add the salt and half a teaspoon of lemon juice, and mix well. Add the oil gradually, drop by drop at first, but faster as you proceed, and stir constantly. As the mixture thickens, thin it with lemon juice. Alternate between adding oil and lemon juice until you have used it all, stirring or beating constantly. Keep well covered and in a cool place when not in use. This can be made more economically and in less time by using the whole egg, because egg white takes up oil more readily and also more proportionately than the yolk. However, the colour and the flavour will not be quite so rich as yolk solo. This lack of colour can be overcome by the use of a little vegetable butter colouring, and the difference is not noticed by many. Put it all together and what have you made? What do you sayo?
Friday, 13 June 2008
Thursday, 12 June 2008
We should take this opportunity to apologise to the bassist of the band Sonic Boom who was allegedly beset by people asking questions about our quarry. His name, Willie B. Carruthers, was confused for a question about assuming Mr C’s identity.
Getting on to the matter at hand, evidence has recently come to light of a tribe in South America who worship a deity called Kire’Oto. Which it has been postulated could well be a corruption of Carruthers. This could of course be absolute bunkum, but it has also been discovered that for ceremonial gatherings the men, women and children of the tribe all wear handmade moustaches of impressive scale.
Exhibit D (below) gives us a tantalising view of Mr Carruther’s past, it would seem that he was either the inspiration or the model for Cluedo’s Colonel Mustard. Whether this connects him to any unsolved murders, billiard rooms or lead pipings is at this time unclear.
The search continues. Keep us posted. Be vigilant.
*Well that particular Mr Carruthers failed to appear. The entirely different moustache-less filmmaker also named Mr Carruthers attended Sunday’s performance and we thank him.
Wednesday, 11 June 2008
Tuesday, 10 June 2008
“That was great fun, they were very funny! Loved the mayo song!”
“woo hoo! awesome work guys”
“Well done boys! laughed my jeans off”
“My favourite was the mayo song and also the bit with the estate agent, I think they need to extend that one... I also liked the mime artists a lot - it was particularly silly”
“I thought the drugs sketch was funny, and the trainspotters. Less sure about the really random bits such as the bloke dressed as a cooker at the beginning (why, why?)”
“You owe us £37.5 for rehearsal Space”
We also accrued a grand total of four, count 'em, four stars. Although they may well have been kisses. We'd settle for kisses.
Monday, 9 June 2008
If you saw it, great. We'd love to hear from you about what you liked, loved & loathed.
If you didn't see it, you sicken us. How dare you? Surely the only way for you to make amends is to make certain you are at our next show. What's that you read? Next show?
When? Wherefore? Woo? Details to follow.
Sunday, 8 June 2008
If you see two, see Mr Carruthers Presents...Peel This! yesterday at the Space.
This is your last chance until your next chance.
Saturday, 7 June 2008
Friday, 6 June 2008
In a few short hours it's tomorrow!
The debut performance of Peel This! is upon us. Are you excited?
Although we don't want to neglect those of you coming on Sunday so maybe we should refer to the first performance as both the debut and penultimate show, while Sunday is more of a 'last chance to see' type affair. Does it feel more special now?
1 day to go.
Thursday, 5 June 2008
This competition is only open to members of the Peel This! audience.
*does not include flights or accomodation.
2 days to go.
Wednesday, 4 June 2008
Due to a clerical error (bloody clerics), the map to our Facebook event was incorrect. This has now been corrected but this seems like a good time to send out the right map far and wide.
View Larger Map
Also here are some websites for you to log on and unzip to:
Here is the Space website
Here is Mr Carruthers' MySpace
Here is Mr Carruthers' Facebook
Here is Mr Carruthers' YouTube channel
Here is Mr Carruthers' Blog (and so are you)
Here is all about Cheese
So go forth, ticket, befriend, watch, curdle and we'll see you at the weekend.
3 days to go.
Tuesday, 3 June 2008
Just to whet your collective appetite, here is a preview of the material that makes up Peel This. The show contains the words:
There we are. Don't you feel better now? Maybe you should copy them out and tick them off your list as the show progresses. Then again maybe not.
Monday, 2 June 2008
Time is the fire in which we burn, but which one does Felicity Kendal play? Do electric sheep dream of Androidal jamjars? Whatever happened to Beards through the ages - From pointy to bushy and back again? Does Asha really come by the brimful? How heavy is your favourite zinc carbon battery? Did Lion-O ever find the Thundercat's Ho? Who would win in a fight: Steve Martin or Paul Darrow? The answers to none of these and more are available this weekend...
Sunday, 1 June 2008
If you have yet to purchase your golden ticket, here's the link:
Tickets for this show are selling in their numbers, so don't delay.
6 days to go.