Sunday, 30 May 2010

What's The Point?


The wooden bits are called sleepers. The more we talk about trains the more I know how they feel.

Friday, 28 May 2010

Tuesday, 25 May 2010

404 Words

There are 404 possible words made from the letters:

ACEHRRRSTU

Mr Acehrrrstu Presents would like to thank you for your patients during these troubled times.

Sunday, 23 May 2010

Eleven Letters

Eleven letter words:

Amazingly it is not possible to construct any eleven letter words using only ten letters.

Write to your MP.



Total: 404 words

Thursday, 20 May 2010

Wednesday, 19 May 2010

Nine Letters

Nine letter words:

There aren't any.


Sorry.

Unless perhaps Carruthering becomes a verb?

Then we could have to Carruther


Total: 404 words

Sunday, 16 May 2010

What Is He Miming?

This man is a mime. It's mime time. What is he miming?



He is miming:

Please don't shoot me.

Saturday, 15 May 2010

Seven Letters

Seven letter words:

ARCHERS
CARTERS
CHARTER
CHASTER
CRASHER
CRATERS
CRUSHER
CURARES
CURATES
HURTERS
RACHETS
RATCHES
RECHART
TRACERS
URETHRA



Total: 401 words

Friday, 14 May 2010

Four Sale

Actually counting these Sale signs with nine of my fingers revealed that there are nine of them.

Nine.



Nine sale?

Thursday, 13 May 2010

Six Letters

Six letter words:

ACUTER
ACUTES
ARCHER
ARCHES
ARREST
CARERS
CARETS
CARTER
CARTES
CASTER
CATERS
CAUSER
CESURA
CHARES
CHARRS
CHARTS
CHASER
CHASTE
CHEATS
CHERTS
CHURRS
CHUTES
CRATER
CRATES
CRUETS
CRUSET
CUESTA
CURARE
CURATE
CURERS
CURETS
CURSER
CURTER
CUSHAT
EARTHS
ERUCTS
ESCHAR
HATERS
HEARTS
HURTER
RACERS
RACHET
RAREST
RASHER
RASTER
RASURE
RATERS
RATHER
REACTS
RECAST
RECTUS
RECURS
RECUTS
RUCHES
RUSHER
SACHET
SAUCER
SCARER
SCATHE
SEARCH
SHARER
STARCH
STARER
TACHES
TARRES
TERRAS
TRACER
TRACES
TRUCES
TUSCHE
URARES
URATES



Total: 386 words

Wednesday, 12 May 2010

New York Is Under Threat

I beg your pardon, I thought you said Ding Dong.


A word of warning: clearly the giant ape is the most pressing concern facing New York, but I'd be worried about what happens when he drops that massive woman. Seriously she's taller than those skyscrapers. She's got a better view than Google Earth.

Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Five Letters

Five letter words:

ACHES
ACRES
ACUTE
ARCUS
ASTER
AURES
CARER
CARES
CARET
CARRS
CARSE
CARTE
CARTS
CASTE
CATER
CATES
CAUSE
CESTA
CHARE
CHARR
CHARS
CHART
CHASE
CHATS
CHEAT
CHERT
CHEST
CHURR
CHUTE
CRASH
CRATE
CREST
CRUET
CRURA
CRUSE
CRUSH
CRUST
CURER
CURES
CURET
CURRS
CURSE
CURST
CUTER
CUTES
EARTH
ECRUS
ERUCT
ESCAR
HAETS
HARES
HARTS
HASTE
HATER
HATES
HAUTE
HEARS
HEART
HEATS
HURST
HURTS
RACER
RACES
RARER
RARES
RASER
RATCH
RATER
RATES
RATHE
REACH
REACT
REARS
RECTA
RECUR
RECUT
RETCH
RHEAS
RUCHE
RUERS
RUTHS
SAUCE
SAUCH
SAUTE
SCARE
SCART
SCAUR
SCUTA
SCUTE
SERAC
SHARE
SHEAR
SHUTE
STARE
SUCRE
SURAH
SURER
SURRA
SUTRA
TACES
TACHE
TACHS
TAHRS
TARES
TARRE
TEACH
TEARS
TERRA
TEUCH
THECA
TRACE
TRASH
TRUCE
TRUER
TRUES
URARE
URASE
URATE
UREAS
URSAE
USHER


Total: 314 words

Sunday, 9 May 2010

Four Letters

Four letter words:


ACES
ACHE
ACRE
ACTS
ARCH
ARCS
ARES
ARSE
ARTS
ATES
CARE
CARR
CARS
CART
CASE
CASH
CAST
CATE
CATS
CHAR
CHAT
CRUS
CUES
CURE
CURR
CURS
CURT
CUTE
CUTS
EACH
EARS
EAST
EATH
EATS
ECRU
ECUS
ERAS
ERRS
ERST
ETAS
ETCH
ETHS
HAES
HAET
HARE
HART
HAST
HATE
HATS
HAUT
HEAR
HEAT
HERS
HEST
HETS
HUES
HURT
HUTS
RACE
RARE
RASE
RASH
RATE
RATH
RATS
REAR
RECS
RESH
REST
RETS
RHEA
RHUS
RUER
RUES
RUSE
RUSH
RUST
RUTH
RUTS
SATE
SCAR
SCAT
SCUT
SEAR
SEAT
SECT
SERA
SETA
SHAT
SHEA
SHUT
STAR
SUCH
SUER
SUET
SURA
SURE
TACE
TACH
TAHR
TARE
TARS
TAUS
TEAR
TEAS
THAE
THRU
THUS
TRUE
TSAR
TUSH
UREA
URSA
USER
UTAS


Total: 193 words

Saturday, 8 May 2010

Rice is nice

Leaving Mr Cooker to one side and assuming that the public are not yet ready for their cooking appliance to be adorned with genitalia. This gentleman is suggesting instead that this rice cooker will suit all rice cooking related needs, but he is hiding a dark secret.


Can you see it?

Friday, 7 May 2010

Three Letters

Three letter words:


ACE
ACT
ARC
ARE
ARS
ART
ASH
ATE
CAR
CAT
CUE
CUR
CUT
EAR
EAT
EAU
ECU
ERA
ERR
ERS
ETA
ETH
HAE
HAS
HAT
HER
HES
HET
HUE
HUT
RAH
RAS
RAT
REC
RES
RET
RUE
RUT
SAC
SAE
SAT
SAU
SEA
SEC
SER
SET
SHA
SHE
SUE
TAE
TAR
TAS
TAU
TEA
THE
USE
UTA
UTS


Total: 78

Thursday, 6 May 2010

Actors Gone Vogue?

Actors may go rogue, but how far do they go?

Apparently this far:



Publish and be damned.

Wednesday, 5 May 2010

Monday, 3 May 2010

One Letter

Not valid in Scrabble, but these are the individual letters in CARRUTHERS that a legitimate One letter words in their own right:







Total: 3

Sunday, 2 May 2010

County

See that green bit? No, the really really green bit?




That's County Mayo.

It's unlikely to be named after a condiment, but not impossible. There is after all the world famous Ketchup Island near the Maldives, isn't there?

No, no there isn't.