Sunday, 31 July 2011

Whiskey



As far as I know they don't use whisks in the making of whiskey. I think the scorpion and the cobra would object.

Saturday, 30 July 2011

Victor



This is Victor Hugo. Almost every picture of him has him in the same bored/headache pose.

Thursday, 28 July 2011

Tango



Apparently it's now illegal to Tango in Paris. The last one must have been bloody impressive.

Tuesday, 26 July 2011

Romeo

One of our number has played Romeo, sort of.

In a scene in a Shakespeare Shuffle and in something else entirely.

I bet you wish I had a funny now, but I don't.

Sunday, 24 July 2011

Papa






Papa Smurf has been compared to Karl Marx, I bet if you squint you can see it.

Thursday, 21 July 2011

Wednesday, 20 July 2011

Lima




Is also Malaysian, Indonesian and Tagalog for 5, and in Finnish and Estonian it means slime.

Monday, 18 July 2011

Juliet



But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the moon.

Friday, 15 July 2011

Golf



Only two sports have been played on the moon. One is Golf as above.



The other is Javelin. I shit you not.

Saturday, 9 July 2011

Friday, 8 July 2011

Up Above The World So High


That voice in your head comes from synchronous orbit. They can see you.

Thursday, 7 July 2011

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

Monday, 4 July 2011

Weet Cheat

Oh how I mocked the painter that wrote: Weet on a cardboard sign near some drying paint.

Oh how foolish I felt when I learned that it wasn't a mistake in the brain of an individual untroubled by worries of spelling, but instead a reference to Chaucerian English.

Chaucer used the word Weet and he used it to mean Wet. I feel I should apologise to the individual in question and naturally I should of course take down the original post, but I won't.