Tuesday 22 July 2008

Bloodworth Recruiting Wants You

Are You In Gainful Employ?
Yes?

Good. Then We'd Like To Offer You A Job. We Only Offer Positions To Those That Don't Need Them. Thus Keeping Unemployment At A Static Level And Ensuring Constant Supply And Demand.

We Have Openings In The Following Positions:

Executive Business Executive
Associate Business Executive
Managing Deputy Business Executive
Assistant Managing Deputy Business Executive
Assistant Managing Deputy Business Executive's Assistant

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