Witty, urbane polymath and all round national treasure Stephen Fry has somehow been drawn into the web of Carruthers. At some point in his illustrious career he took a break from almost singlehandedly justifying the licence fee to play the part of the Senior Officer in this sketch:
Senior Officer: "Did Carruthers leave a suicide note?"
Smith: "Not exactly, sir."
Senior Officer: "Come on, Smith, did he leave a note or not?"
Smith: "Well, yes sir. It said, 'I have been ordered to write this suicide note and then somebody will kill me.'"
Senior Officer: "Poor Carruthers. He must have been deranged."
Smith: "May I suggest, sir, he might have been telling the truth and infact he was murdered."
Senior Officer: "Smith, you are getting ideas above your station. The wretched man had a pistol in his hand!"
Smith: "Actually sir, I think we will find, after the autopsy, that Carruthers was poisoned."
Senior Officer: "This is getting very messy, Smith. Very messy for the Regiment. There's no need for any of this. I have already given orders that Carruthers be incinerated."
Smith: "You mean cremated, sir?"
Senior Officer: "Listen to me young man. No one ever contradicts me, however bloody clever they think they are. One more remark like that and you'll be suicided, too."
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