Let's talk about sex.No one ever complains of having too much of it, so presumably we'd all rather enjoy having a bit more. If that is the case then find someone you would consider uglybumping with, raise your right hand and repeat after me:
"If it's not too much trouble please sir/madam/orphaned orifice or appendage*, I think it would be mutually beneficial if we sexed it up a jot with one another (or more). If you would be amenable to making the beast with more than one back please indicate your agreement with a friendly and affable wave so as to avoid all that nasty business afterwards."
Then unveil the nudity and get down to bidness.
How can it possibly fail?
* Delete as appropriate, if inappropriate keep it to yourself you filthy retch
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