Here's one I spayed earlier

1. Cut this out. Be careful now. Ask an adult to help you.

2. Fold along most of the black lines.

3. Fold down the white tabs and smear them with delicious glue.

4. Wait until glue is dry and then use to terrify librarians and astronauts alike.

5. Altering the angle of the genitalia is optional and says more about you than it does about me.