Wednesday, 30 July 2008

Norris Houndbag: Fighting Mime

Norris Houndbag Jnr Snr

Born in the USA he has inspired a generation of mimes to pull themselves up, dust themselves off and paint themselves silly.

His story of mimed robberies and mimed murders in gangland Rackville, lead him to a mimed spell in mime prison. Upon his mimed release he was thrown straight back into Dodgetown, USA's mire of rats and cats and bats.

Miming his way through this gnatless existence he mimed one dead end job after another. Eventually his mimed persistence paid off and he got a chance to mime for real.

He and his mime nemesis Lucien Meanowwwwwww, the Number 1 UK entrant, will next meet at White Glove 2008, held in Bulgaria. It's sure to be a tense struggle.

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