Saturday, 5 July 2008

Estate of Decay

The credit is crunching and the economic situation seems dire. Now is a time you want to believe that the people holding off your homelessness are trained professionals, but in your heart of hearts of hearts you know that they are actually idiots held together by hair gel and an unwavering faith in their own abilities not borne in courage but in stupidity.

Whether they are slickers or slackers, you be careful now. Remain vigilant.

Do they look like they tied that tie themselves?
Is the number of biro marks on their face greater than the number of digits they've lost in an industrial accident?
Can you smell toasted egg?

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