Sunday 6 July 2008

Thwarted for E's & Wizz

Have you ever done the drugs?

Be honest.

Whether you smoked, swallowed, spiked or sticklebacked them, the narcotical drugs are just as bad for you. Next time you roll a joint or fasten your neighbour's belt around your arm: stop. Then stay stopped as a foolproofed system can be welcomed into your drug-addled life, transforming it into a drugless wonderland stretching out ahead of you.

The system involves a prescribed hallucination which is itself as addictive and destructive as drugs. So how could it possibly fail? That was rhetorical. Answer it on your own time.

After some meagre and competitive remuneration a voice enters your brain through your soundholes and its mellifluous mellifluity guides you through the various stages of druggering. Including:

drugtaking
drugtoking
drugtolkien

Before taking you to the inevitable conclusion and selling of one's own kidneys.

With every high there is a low.

If in doubt, methadon't

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