Broken Glass

It's sort of our theme tune. Thanks Dave.

Here's Breaking Glass performed live by David Bowie in Paris in 2002:



Sing along with lyrics here.

Index: O's

All posts beginning with O:


O, Bee Ess Ell (see: Bee Ess Ell: O)

Ock Toe Brr

Ock Toe Brr The Second

Octocentennial

Offending Vending

Oh?

One Letter

One More Can't Hurt

One Week To Go

Online

On The Nth Day Of Christmas

On The Seventh Day He Rested...

Orbit

Ornamental

Osculate

Osteology By Numbers

Low Mo: Remastered

Here is the ninth of our Remastered posts:

Another chest. Another Mo.


Original hirsuteness here:
Low Mo

Index: N's

All posts beginning with N:


Nappy Trash

Narcofiction

Natural Selection

N, Bee Ess Ell (see Bee Ess Ell: N)

Nein

Net

Never In A Month Of Sundays

Newd

New York Is Under Threat

The Next Hundred

Nice Fufu

Nick

Niedziela

Nil By Moustache

Nine Hundred (see 900)

Nine Letters

Noche de Rábanos

No Dumping

No Mime Like The Present

Nonocentennial

Non Sequitur

Noo

Noo Frontier

Normal

Normal Service Has Been Resumed

Norman Loves It

Norris Houndbag: Fighting Mime

North Of The Border

Nosed

Not In Service

Not Prostitutes

Now That's Funnier

Now That's Funny

The Name's Carruthers...

...Peregrine Carruthers.



Including this video is of course a shameless rehash of this post.

Index: M's

All posts beginning with M:


Made-Mo-iselle

Magic Carpet Ride

M, Bee Ess Ell (see Bee Ess Ell: M)

Magic, Magic Hands

Make Me Wet

Making The Love

Mallet

The Man Who Was Three Days After Thursday

Many Happy Returns

Mapped

Masked

Masking

Masktache

Massage

Maybe Baby

Men's Interest

Merrily

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas 2009

Merry Mayo

Mind The Gap

Missing Persons

Mmm

Mo Ago

Mo Bile

Mo Foe

Mo' Foe Toes

Mo Money, Mo Problems

Mo Na

Monday's Eve

Monkey Business

Mo On Show

Moral Decline

Mo Sew

Mo Tor

Mo Than Ever

Motherloving

Movember's Here

Movember's Here Again

Mr Carruthers Gave Me Night Off

Mr Carruthers In Panto

Mr Carruthers Stripped

Mr Question

Mr Sarcastic

Muffin

Murder She Goat

Mussolini

Must Dash

A Mystery Throughout History

Mo On Show: Remastered

Here is the eighth of our Remastered posts:

I bet you can't take your eyes off this girl's Mo.


It's OK to look at her breasts now.


Her unaugmented self is on show here:
Mo On Show

Index: L's

All posts beginning with L:


L, Bee Es Ell (see Bee Ess Ell: L)

Lather Your Locks

Laugh It Up, Fuzzball

The Laughter Sketch, A Writer's Meeting, Part Five (see A Writer's Meeting, Part Five: The Laughter Sketch)

The Laughter Sketch, A Writer's Meeting, Part Five (Again) (see A Writer's Meeting, Part Five: The Laughter Sketch (Again))

Leaky Larder

Leslie

Let It Snow

Lewisham, A Gi (see A Gi Lewisham

Lid

Lidless

Lined

Lirpa...

Little Keithshampton

Location, Location, Location

Lookout

Looks Like Snow

The Lord's Day

Lost

Lost & Hound

Love Is In The Air

Love Thong

Lowering The Tone

Low Mo

Lucien Meanowwwwwww: Mime Britannia

Segregation

They say you can't choose your neighbours, but maybe you still don't have to share.

Index: K's

All posts beginning with K:


K, Bee Ess Ell (see Bee Ess Ell: K)

Kahlo Mo

Kay

Keep 'Em Peeled

Keeping Christmas On Track

Keeping Track

Keith

Keithinham

Ketchup

Kip

Knit Mo, Pearl Mo

Knock Knock 2008, A Writer's Meeting, Part Four: (see A Writer's Meeting, Part Four: Knock Knock 2008

Knock Knock 2008 (Again), A Writer's Meeting, Part Four: (see A Writer's Meeting, Part Four: Knock Knock 2008 (Again))

Glow Mo: Remastered

Here is the seventh of our Remastered posts:

Flashy Tache.


Here is the original post, you lucky people:
Glow Mo

Index: J's

All posts beginning with J:


J, Bee Ess Ell (see Bee Ess Ell: J)

Jay...

Jobbed

Joy Of Specs, The (see The Joy Of Specs)

Juice

Bro Mo: Remastered

Here is the sixth of our Remastered posts:


I have no idea, but apparently these brothers (and their moustaches) are being spied on.

Moustache Brothers were previously under surveillance here:
Bro Mo

Index: I's

All posts beginning with I:


i

I, Bee Ess Ell (see Bee Ess Ell: I)

Iain Lee Is A Cunt

I Am He As You Are He As You Are Me And We Are All Together

Ice Cream Sundae

Iced

Icy

Identified Baggage

I'd Like To Raise A Toast

I Do Declare

I Drew A Death

I Drew A Fish

I Drew A Frog

I Drew A Neck

If Wishes Were Horses...

If You Want To Get Ahead...

Igloo

Ijumaa

Il-Ħadd

I'm Up Here

Inconvenience

Independence

Infant Intruder

Infant Investment

Infinity (see ∞)

In Search Of Mr Carruthers

Insecure

Insert Something Christmassy Here

International Day For Biological Diversity, The (see The International Day For Biological Diversity)

In The Garden Of

In The Park With George

Invincible

Irritation

Islanders

Is This Tomorrow?

It's Carruthering Time

It's Christmas

It's Good To Laugh

It's His Lordship

It's June

It's Nearly Here

It's Still Sunday

It's Sunday

It's The Only Bit Everybody Knows...

I've Got Secrets

Ivor Doesn't Mince His Words

Yet Mo' Foe Toes

Photographs used on this blog, linked another one. These links: Here and here, link to a blog which collects together links to

And some drawn drawings as well.

Index: H's

All posts beginning with H:

H, Bee Ess Ell: (see Bee Ess Ell: H)

Hair-Dos & Don'ts

Hair He

Hair Her

Hair Removal

Hairy Christmas

Hallostein

Hallowe'en

Hand Dryer Fryup

Hand Job

Happy Birthday Andy

Happy Birthday Dave

Happy Birthday Janet

Happy Birthday Mike

Happy Birthday Mr Carruthers

Happy Easter

Happy חֲנֻכָּה

Happy New Year

Happy Whacking Day

Hasselblad: Transatlantic Mime, Samuel P. (see Samuel P. Hasselblad: Transatlantic Mime)

Have Your Glasses At The Ready

Headless

Headmas

Heads Up

He Are Klang

Hearse Again

Heatwave

He Done A Bad Murder

Hench Frens

Henry Sucks

Her Majesty's Ship

Here's One I Spayed Earlier

Hey! Hey! Can U Relate

Hiding In Plain Sight

His 'N' Hers

Hitching

Holiday

Honesty Is the Best Policy

Hootered

Hooting

Hound's Grandfather, Chapter XIII: The (see Chapter XIII: The Hound's Grandfather)

Hound In The Red Jersey, Chapter XI: The (see Chapter XI: The Hound In The Red Jersey)

Hop

Hopefully

Hope Springs Internal

Hostess

Houndbag: Fighting Mime, Norris (see Norris Houndbag: Fighting Mime)

How Far Will You Go?

Huh?

Humuhumunukunukuapua'a

Hutt's There

Hygiene

Beerflow Mo: Remastered

Here is the fifth of our Remastered posts:

Drunkards and children need not worry about growing a Mo.


Don't worry Greedo reassuringly shoots second here:
Beerflow Mo

Index: G's

All posts beginning with G:


G, Bee Ess Ell: (see Bee Ess Ell: G)

Gail Porter

Ganda

Ganglionic

Get Well Soon

Get Your Kicks

Get Your Red Pen Out

Ghost Of Christmas Past, The (see The Ghost Of Christmas Past)

Ghost Of Christmas Present, The (see The Ghost Of Christmas Present)

Ghost Of Marley, The (see The Ghost Of Marley)

Ghost Of Christmas Yet-To-Come, The (see The Ghost Of Christmas Yet-To-Come)

Gi Lewisham, A (see A Gi Lewisham)

Girls, Girls, Girls, Dance, Dance, Dance

Glassing About

Global Warming

Glom

Gloria

Glorious Golden Mime Statuette, The (see The Glorious Golden Mime Statuette

Glow Mo

Going Solo

Goldfingered

Go Mo

Go Mo: Remastered

Good Night

Googled

Got Wood

Green

Green Science & Nature

Greenbelt

Grouped

Grow That Mo

Guarantee

Guarded

Gullible

Skip It

So Boris Johnson has renamed Ping Pong as Whiff Whaff.

What does Whaff whiff of?

Index: F's

All posts beginning with F:


F, Bee Ess Ell: (see Bee Ess Ell: F)

Facemelter: A Life In Mime, Rupert (see Rupert Facemelter: A Life In Mime)

Facial

Famke's Johnson

Fanned

Fashionistas

Fashionistas Take Note

Father's Day

Faux That Mo

Feathers

Fed

Felis Anisodactyly

Fell

Feminism

Fertilisation

Festive Filth

Filicide For Breakfast

Fimble #9

Fin

First

Fishing Tackle

Five Letters

Fizzy

Flair For Hair

Flare For Hair

Flashes Of Ashes

Fleece Flees

Flocking Hell

Flower Show Mo

Flyer Back

Flyer Front

Foe Toes

For

Foreheads Are Better Than One

For Sale

For Valour, Chapter VII (see Chapter VII: For Valour)

Four Heads Are Better Than One

Four Hundred (see 400)

Four Hundred And Four (see 404 Words

Four Letters

Four Sale

Fourteen Hundred (see 1400)

Free Cameras

From: THE CELL OF DR.MRS.MARIAM ABACHA.

From: THE DESK OF DR.MRS.MARIAM ABACHA.

Full Moon

Full Stop (see .)

Fumble

Funday

Funnel Fun

Funny/Die*

Future's Here..., The (see The Future's Here...)

Mo Sew: Remastered

Here is the fourth of our Remastered posts:

If you can't grow a Mo, you can stitch one.



But is it just me, or does it look like a pair of shoes you might expect to see in a pantomime?


Nagging whiners can find the original here:
Mo Sew

Index: E's

All posts beginning with E:


E, Bee Ess Ell Bee Ess Ell: E

East Meets West

Eco-House

Eee By Gum

Eh?

Eight (see 8)

Eight Days Later (see 8 Days Later

Eight Heads Are Better Than One

Eight Hundred (see 800)

Eight Letters

Election Day

Eleven Fifty Nine (see 11:59)

Eleven Letters

Elle

En

End Of It, Stave 5: The (see Stave 5: The End Of It)

End, Chapter XIV: The (see Chapter XIV: The End

Engine Burglar, Chapter IV: The (see Chapter IV: The Engine Burglar)

Engine Noise

Enough Is Enough

Enter

Error

Escape

Esses

Estate Of Decay

Eve

Every Blog Has Its Day

Everybody Loves June

Everhardy, Michael (see Michael Everhardy)

Everyone's A Critic

Everything But...

Experiencing

Genius Of The Highest Quality

Following this incident, Mr Phill Barron has clarified his position:

"Obviously I meant 'random shit' in the sense of 'genius of the highest quality' - my use of English can be rather poor at times."


And since no-one else is writing about us at all, I'm posting that here by way of a review.

Index: D's

All posts beginning with D:


D, Bee Ess Ell: (see Bee Ess Ell: D)

Dave Wrote This

David Blackilliams

David Schneider

Davro, Bobby (see Bobby Davro)

Day Of Rest

The Day Of The Sun

Day Two

De...

Dead Pledge

Debbie Chazen

Deck The Walls

De En Ay

Dies Solis

Difficulties

Dimanche

Dings Donged

Disgeyes

Distant Voices

Ditch Dotch

Domingo

Don't Cuss The Bus

Don't Judge A Cook By Its Cover

Dots

Drugging In

Drugging Out

Dubya

Duel, A Writer's Meeting, Part Three: (see A Writer's Meeting, Part Three: Duel

Duel (Again), A Writer's Meeting, Part Three: (see A Writer's Meeting, Part Three: Duel (Again)

Dying Can't Be That Bad, Everybody's Doing It

Mo Ago: Remastered

Here is the third of our Remastered posts:



This Scythian horseman has been depicted in this Pazyryk felt artefact circa 300 BC with a moustache.

Everyone with a mo is part of a tradition dating back at least 2300 years.

We salute you.


Sticklers can enjoy the original post here:
Mo Ago

Index: C's

All posts beginning with C:


C, Bee Ess Ell (sse Bee Ess Ell: C)

Cacti Now Pronounce You

Californher

Canyoneer

Can You Read This?

Can You See In Dark?

Caress Of The Daleks

Car(r)others

Carruthers Mountain Squirrel

Cartwright, Andy (see Andy Cartwright)

Car Wars

Catalogued

Caught Red Handed

Caused

Cautious

Centennial

Cerealised

Chaos, Christie, Carson And Crap

Channel Hopping

Chapter I: The Beginning Of Things

Chapter II: Peter's Coal-Mine

Chapter III: The Old Gentleman

Chapter IV: The Engine Burglar

Chapter V: Prisoner And Captives

Chapter VI: Saviours Of The Train

Chapter VII: For Valour

Chapter VIII: The Amateur Fireman

Chapter IX: The Pride Of Perks

Chapter X: The Terrible Secret

Chapter XI: The Hound In The Red Jersey

Chapter XII: What Bobbie Brought Home

Chapter XIII: The Hound's Grandfather

Chapter XIV: The End

Charting the Year Ahead

Chazen, Debbie (see Debbie Chazen)

Ch-Ch-Changes

Cheeky

Choo-Choo-Choose Life

Christmas Carol, A (see A Christmas Carol)

Christ's Mass

Cisticola Carruthersi

Classic Not Flaccid

Cleaner Cooker

Clearance

Coke Together

Cold Turkey

Colon (see :)

Comfy

Complimentary Colours

Component #1

Component #2

Component #3

Conference Call

Cooked And Brained

Cornered

Costumed

Coughs And Sleazes Spread Diseases

Could You Be More Specific?

County

Creeky

Creme de Salad

Crossing The Threshold

Cubed

Cubic

Curry Favour

Cymbal #7

Some Random Shit

Phill Barron mentioned us on his blog again in his review of 2010.

He states that in August of last year he:

"Promoted some random shit."

That's us, that is. We are officially shit. And not just shit, but random as well.



Thanks Phill.

Index: B's

All posts beginning with B:


B, Bee Ess Ell (see Bee Ess Ell: B)

Backdraught

Back On Track

Back Seat Barber

Backwards

Bad Night

Bad Start, A Writer's Meeting, Part One: A (see A Writer's Meeting, Part One: A Bad Start )

Bad Start, A Writer's Meeting, Part One (Again): A (see A Writer's Meeting, Part One: A Bad Start (Again)

Baggy

Bandy Warhol

Bank Holiday

Barcoded

Barrel Fever

Barruthers

Basket Case

Bats All Folks

BBQ

Be

Beadle's Without

Bear All

Beck's Bangs

Bee

Bee Ess Ell: A

Bee Ess Ell: B

Bee Ess Ell: C

Bee Ess Ell: D

Bee Ess Ell: E

Bee Ess Ell: F

Bee Ess Ell: G

Bee Ess Ell: H

Bee Ess Ell: I

Bee Ess Ell: J

Bee Ess Ell: K

Bee Ess Ell: L

Bee Ess Ell: M

Bee Ess Ell: N

Bee Ess Ell: O

Bee Ess Ell: P

Bee Ess Ell: Q

Bee Ess Ell: R

Bee Ess Ell: S

Bee Ess Ell: T

Bee Ess Ell: U

Bee Ess Ell: V

Bee Ess Ell: W

Bee Ess Ell: X

Bee Ess Ell: Y

Bee Ess Ell: Z

Beerflow Mo

Beginning Of Things, Chapter I: The (see Chapter I: The Beginning Of Things)

Behind The Scenes

Bell

Belt Up

Be Safe, Be Seen

Be Square

Between Saturday And Monday

Between 12 & 14

Bibbity Bobbity Boo

Bicentennial

Binary

Bing Bong

Bin The Bomb

Birthed

Blackilliams, David (see David Blackilliams

Bloodworth Recruiting Wants You

Blue Geography

Blue Movies

Bobby Davro

Bok Sing Day

Border Hoarder

Bowlful Of Biros, A (see A Bowlful Of Biros)

Bowled Over

Boxed In

Boxing

BR

Bram

Breast

Breezeproof

Bricking It

Bro Mo

Broadmarsh Close

Brown Art & Literature

Brushed

Buttoned

Buy With I

By Eck

Mo Na: Remastered

Here is the second of our Remastered posts:


The Mona Lisa, painted by Leonardo Da Vinci, famously has no eyebrows.

It looks like they've slipped.


For historical records here is the original:
Mo Na

Index: A's

The index of all posts beginning with a particular letter. In this case A.


A: Bee Ess Ell (See Bee Ess Ell: A)

Aaarrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

A Bad Start (see A Writer's Meeting, Part One: A Bad Start)

About Face

Abstain

Accessorise

A Christmas Carol

Actors Gone

Actors Gone Vogue?

Addict Insane

Adoorable

Advent

Advent(ure)

Adventure Of The Blue Carbuncle, The (see The Adventure Of The Blue Carbuncle)

Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part One, The (see The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part One)

Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Two, The (see The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Two)

Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Three, The (see The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Three)

Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Four, The (see The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Four)

Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Five, The (see The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Five)

Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Six, The (see The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Six)

Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Seven, The (see The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Seven)

Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Eight, The (see The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Eight)

Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Nine, The (see The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Nine)

Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Ten, The (see The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Ten)

Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Eleven, The (see The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Eleven)

Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Twelve, The (see The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Twelve)

Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Thirteen, The (see The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Thirteen)

Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Fourteen, The (see The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Fourteen)

Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Fifteen, The (see The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Fifteen)

Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Sixteen, The (see The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Sixteen)

Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Seventeen, The (see The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Seventeen)

Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Eighteen, The (see The Adventure Of The Solitary Cyclist, Part Eighteen)

Aftertaste

After The Break

A Gi Lewisham

Aib

Airlined

Air On A...

All Aboard

A Longer Time Ago

Amateur Fireman, The (see Chapter VIII: The Amateur Fireman

American Cream, The (see The American Cream)

American π

Americomedy

Amok

A Mystery Throughout History

Anagrammatics

And Then There Were Two

And There It Was Gone

Andy Cartwright

An Evening With Mr. Caruthers (sic)

Animated & Fellated

An Important Reminder

Anniversary Of The Solitary Cyclist, The (see The Anniversary Of The Solitary Cyclist)

Any

Aphasia

Apologies

April's Over

A Race Against Time

Are

Arthur

Ascii

Ash

Ashes To Flashes

Ask Ye

Asterisk (see *)

As They Say In Mime

A Stitch In Time

Attention Mime Fans

Auck-land Syne

August's Here

August's There

Avery

A Viewers Meeting Part One

A Viewers Meeting Part Two

A Viewers Meeting Part Tony

A Wave In A Manger

A Winters Tale

A Writer's Meeting, Part One: A Bad Start

A Writer's Meeting, Part One: A Bad Start (Again)

A Writer's Meeting, Part Two: Sitcom Porn

A Writer's Meeting, Part Two: Sitcom Porn (Again)

A Writer's Meeting, Part Three: Duel

A Writer's Meeting, Part Three: Duel (Again)

A Writer's Meeting, Part Four: Knock Knock 2008

A Writer's Meeting, Part Four: Knock Knock 2008 (Again)

A Writer's Meeting, Part Five: The Laughter Sketch

A Writer's Meeting, Part Five: The Laughter Sketch (Again)

Twentyleven

Twothousandandeleven starts here.


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